Daily Fortune - 2018-06-079개월 전 by dailyfortune56 in quoteDaily Fortune - 2018-06-07When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and…
Daily Fortune - 2018-06-069개월 전 by dailyfortune56 in quoteDaily Fortune - 2018-06-06FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #13 A: Doc, Happy, Bashful, Dopey, Sneezy, Sleepy, & Grumpy Q:…
Daily Fortune - 2018-06-0510개월 전 by dailyfortune56 in quoteDaily Fortune - 2018-06-05Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Three. One to report it as an inspired…
Daily Fortune - 2018-06-0410개월 전 by dailyfortune56 in quoteDaily Fortune - 2018-06-04Q: What's the contour integral around Western Europe? A: Zero, because all the Poles are in Eastern Europe…
Daily Fortune - 2018-06-0310개월 전 by dailyfortune56 in quoteDaily Fortune - 2018-06-03Sheriff Chameleotoptor sighed with an air of weary sadness, and then turned to Doppelgutt and said 'The Senator must…
Daily Fortune - 2018-06-0210개월 전 by dailyfortune56 in quoteDaily Fortune - 2018-06-02Q: Why don't Scotsmen ever have coffee the way they like it? A: Well, they like it with two lumps of sugar. If…
Daily Fortune - 2018-06-0110개월 전 by dailyfortune56 in quoteDaily Fortune - 2018-06-01Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to assure everyone that everything…
Daily Fortune - 2018-05-3110개월 전 by dailyfortune56 in quoteDaily Fortune - 2018-05-31'etckeeper' allows you to save changes you make to /etc in a bazaar repository. Useful to track and revert…
Daily Fortune - 2018-05-3010개월 전 by dailyfortune56 in quoteDaily Fortune - 2018-05-30Q: How many DEC repairman does it take to fix a flat? A: Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires. Q:…
Daily Fortune - 2018-05-2910개월 전 by dailyfortune56 in quoteDaily Fortune - 2018-05-29Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it…
Daily Fortune - 2018-05-2810개월 전 by dailyfortune56 in quoteDaily Fortune - 2018-05-28Q: How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents does it take to change a light bulb? A: That's proprietary information.…
Daily Fortune - 2018-05-2710개월 전 by dailyfortune56 in quoteDaily Fortune - 2018-05-27Like an expensive sports car, fine-tuned and well-built, Portia was sleek, shapely, and gorgeous, her red jumpsuit…
Daily Fortune - 2018-05-2610개월 전 by dailyfortune56 in quoteDaily Fortune - 2018-05-26I reverently believe that the maker who made us all makes everything in New England, but the weather. I don't know…
Daily Fortune - 2018-05-2510개월 전 by dailyfortune56 in quoteDaily Fortune - 2018-05-25We know all about the habits of the ant, we know all about the habits of the bee, but we know nothing at all about…
Daily Fortune - 2018-05-2410개월 전 by dailyfortune56 in quoteDaily Fortune - 2018-05-24No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even larks and katydids…
Daily Fortune - 2018-05-2310개월 전 by dailyfortune56 in quoteDaily Fortune - 2018-05-23Q: How many IBM types does it take to change a light bulb? A: Fifteen. One to do it, and fourteen to write…
Daily Fortune - 2018-05-2210개월 전 by dailyfortune56 in quoteDaily Fortune - 2018-05-22Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two, one to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill…
Daily Fortune - 2018-05-2110개월 전 by dailyfortune56 in quoteDaily Fortune - 2018-05-21Q: How many gradual (sorry, that's supposed to be "graduate") students does it take to screw in a light bulb? A:…
Daily Fortune - 2018-05-2010개월 전 by dailyfortune56 in quoteDaily Fortune - 2018-05-20Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last you are going to see of him until he emerges on…
Daily Fortune - 2018-05-1910개월 전 by dailyfortune56 in quoteDaily Fortune - 2018-05-19Q: How many DEC repairman does it take to fix a flat? A: Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires. Q:…