WHAT I WANT FOR MY THIRD BIRTHDAY어제 via steempresssteempress 15.00%frot 85.00% by frot67 in teamnzWHAT I WANT FOR MY THIRD BIRTHDAYNow I know I said I was going to quit whining about the demise of Steemit, but here is one last post about…
LIFE IN THE DEEP SOUTH5일 전 via steempresssteempress 15.00%frot 85.00% by frot67 in teamnzLIFE IN THE DEEP SOUTHSo just what do people actually do in Picton. They sit in spa pools and look at the view. Well I certainly did a lot…
Coming soon7일 전 via steempresssteempress 15.00%frot 85.00% by frot67 in teamnzComing soonWell that was a bit of a balls up... Imagine if I was playing around in WordPress setting a new porn tags post so I…
RANDOM LOLERS PART 666 - THE ANIMAL KINGDOM7일 전 via steempresssteempress 15.00%frot 85.00% by frot67 in teamnzRANDOM LOLERS PART 666 - THE ANIMAL KINGDOMSerious fuckers need to spend more time looking at baboon's sphincters. It would do them a lot of good, and I always…
JOHN LYDON INVENTED ALL THE COOLEST MUSIC7일 전 via steempresssteempress 15.00%frot 85.00% by frot67 in teamnzJOHN LYDON INVENTED ALL THE COOLEST MUSICMost old farts know that John Lydon invented punk in 1977 with his band The Sex Pistols. Never Mind The Bollocks…
HEADING DOWN SOUTH13일 전 via steempresssteempress 15.00%frot 85.00% by frot67 in teamnzHEADING DOWN SOUTHThe first step to going down South (I'm talking about New Zealand here, so "south" doesn't mean Mexico!) is to catch…
Let's all be PAL's16일 전 via steempresssteempress 15.00%frot 85.00% by frot67 in teamnzLet's all be PAL'sI'm not really me anymore, but is anyone online real anyway? It's been about 10 months since I mostly stopped posting…
HUMOUR HAS BEEN BANNED ONLINE17일 전 via steempresssteempress 15.00%frot 85.00% by frot67 in teamnzHUMOUR HAS BEEN BANNED ONLINEDespite the fact that all laughter has been declared offensive, I still like to have a bit of a chuckle - and it also…
WE WERE ALL BEATEN DOWN TO A SORRY FLOCK OF INOFFENSIVE MUNTERS19일 전 via steempresssteempress 15.00%frot 85.00% by frot67 in teamnzWE WERE ALL BEATEN DOWN TO A SORRY FLOCK OF INOFFENSIVE MUNTERSI'm not sure how it happened, but in a gradual way, sort of like becoming fat, lazy, or conservative, in my three…
BADCOCK BEATS A WOMAN TO DEATH WITH A STICK21일 전 via steempresssteempress 15.00%frot 85.00% by frot67 in teamnzBADCOCK BEATS A WOMAN TO DEATH WITH A STICKDown at our local art gallery, John Badcock is having an exhibition. He is a photo realist, and his lead painting is…
IS BITCHUTE A POTENTIAL REPLACEMENT FOR YOUTUBE?26일 전 via steempresssteempress 15.00%frot 85.00% by frot67 in teamnzIS BITCHUTE A POTENTIAL REPLACEMENT FOR YOUTUBE?Almost every time I post a link to a Youtube video in one of my blog posts, when I check back later, the fuckers at…
Not Safe For Americans (NSFA)지난달 via steempresssteempress 15.00%frot 85.00% by frot67 in teamnzNot Safe For Americans (NSFA)The internet is being made safer for Americans. This is long overdue as many Americans have been offended.…
HOW TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN지난달 via steempresssteempress 15.00%frot 85.00% by frot67 in teamnzHOW TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAINAmericans know how to dress themselves better than any other nation. The key to making America the greatest nation on…
Imagine if I did a webpage about America and it became disgustingly popular지난달 via steempresssteempress 15.00%frot 85.00% by frot67 in teamnzImagine if I did a webpage about America and it became disgustingly popularA webpage so popular it has brought in millions of hits to my website. A page about America I originally intended to…
I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS AND ANALLY PROBED지난달 via steempresssteempress 15.00%frot 85.00% by frot67 in teamnzI WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS AND ANALLY PROBEDSometimes we just have to bend over and take it like a gimp. This one time I was abducted by aliens. After twelve…
Kiwis vs Aussies지난달 via steempresssteempress 15.00%frot 85.00% by frot67 in teamnzKiwis vs AussiesAs a Kiwi, sometimes I am horrified to be mistaken for an Aussie. Usually by Americans. So now I’m going to explain…
CONMAN AL GORE SCALPING THE AUSSIES AGAIN지난달 via steempresssteempress 15.00%frot 85.00% by frot67 in teamnzCONMAN AL GORE SCALPING THE AUSSIES AGAINAustralian Government Pays Al Gore $320k To Conduct "Climate Training" as snowfall hits Queensland Much as I like to…
IMAGINE IF THE DARWIN AWARDS BECAME AN ANALOGY FOR LIFE지난달 via steempresssteempress 15.00%frot 85.00% by frot67 in teamnzIMAGINE IF THE DARWIN AWARDS BECAME AN ANALOGY FOR LIFEMaybe we are becoming stupider by the day, but we haven't noticed yet? Probably best not to contemplate that - it…
PUPPETS ALL HAVE HANDS UP THEIR ARSES지난달 via steempresssteempress 15.00%frot 85.00% by frot67 in teamnzPUPPETS ALL HAVE HANDS UP THEIR ARSESAND PUNCH AND JUDY ARE PUPPETS TOO Like most puppets they are controlled by hands up their arses. They are…
STRANGER STALKING IS ONE OF MY FETISHES지난달 via steempresssteempress 15.00%frot 85.00% by frot67 in teamnzSTRANGER STALKING IS ONE OF MY FETISHESFor some reason I have a fetish for taking photos of strangers. I lurk about with my camera waiting to get a snap of…