The Empire has sent you a friend request.4개월 전 by lordvader69 in funnyThe Empire has sent you a friend request.Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who is the only other indispensable member of the Empire, has…
I Have Made Your Olympics Better... Just Like I Do With Everything Else.5개월 전 by lordvader69 in funnyI Have Made Your Olympics Better... Just Like I Do With Everything Else.Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who should win the gold medal in... everything, has informed…
ResteemedDarth Vader Is Bad At Sports: Winter Olympics Fails5개월 전 by luke-skywalker50 in punchlineDarth Vader Is Bad At Sports: Winter Olympics FailsAs you all may know, I try to keep up with what my dad is up to, despite his lack of interest in my life. I don't…
ResteemedThe Jedi Mind Trick - A preschool story6개월 전 by upsydaisy56 in steemiteducationThe Jedi Mind Trick - A preschool storyI am a Jedi Master and the force is thriving in my preschool classroom. The dark side of the force, however, is strong…
I Hate Teachers... and Liars.6개월 전 by lordvader69 in funnyI Hate Teachers... and Liars.Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who could save every single starfish on a beach if she…
ResteemedStar Dreadnoughts, The Death Star and Blockchain in Education6개월 전 by alvinauh65 in educationStar Dreadnoughts, The Death Star and Blockchain in EducationImage source I have written about Blockchain's potential in Education in the past and am supportive of the use of…
I am Lord Vader, Ask me Anything: Episode III6개월 전 by lordvader69 in funnyI am Lord Vader, Ask me Anything: Episode IIIGreetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who consistently has the highest score in outstanding…
Oh Look! That Loser, the Whiny Farm Boy, has Come out of Hiding.7개월 전 by lordvader69 in funnyOh Look! That Loser, the Whiny Farm Boy, has Come out of Hiding.If you have been wondering why I haven't sent any transmissions recently, it is because I have been trying to enjoy…
ResteemedAn Open Transmission to Hand-Cutting, Propaganda-Pushing, Family-Murdering Father!7개월 전 by luke-skywalker50 in funnyAn Open Transmission to Hand-Cutting, Propaganda-Pushing, Family-Murdering Father!@lordvader is at it again! His latest transmission has caused me to come out of exile to set the record…
An Open Transmission to the Crooked, Lying, and Whiny Farm Boy.7개월 전 by lordvader69 in funnyAn Open Transmission to the Crooked, Lying, and Whiny Farm Boy.Greetings loyal followers. This is my feline named Padme. She will scratch your freaking face off if you cross…
One of your teachers needs to learn a lesson.8개월 전 by lordvader69 in funnyOne of your teachers needs to learn a lesson.Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who could teach all of you a thing or two, has informed me…
I decided to attend SteemFest 2. You're welcome.8개월 전 by lordvader69 in funnyI decided to attend SteemFest 2. You're welcome.Greetings loyal followers. Headed to Steemfest2 on Thursday November 9th! Last Wednesday (November 1st), I…
October 31st is Honor Lord Vader Day (What are you doing the other 364 days of your year?)9개월 전 by lordvader69 in funnyOctober 31st is Honor Lord Vader Day (What are you doing the other 364 days of your year?)Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who should never hide her perfection by disguising herself…
Are you seriously still listening to that wacky and whiny little farm boy?9개월 전 by lordvader69 in funnyAre you seriously still listening to that wacky and whiny little farm boy?Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who is the living incarnation of a perfect game, has…
You idiots had a contest to decipher what I was doing in these images? You could have just asked... losers!9개월 전 by lordvader69 in funnyYou idiots had a contest to decipher what I was doing in these images? You could have just asked... losers!Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who is a true winner in every sense of the word, has…
Hey Losers! Consider this Your Unvitation to the Death Star!10개월 전 by lordvader69 in funnyHey Losers! Consider this Your Unvitation to the Death Star!Greetings loyal followers. There is a great disturbance in the Force. My executive assistant Vera, who is…
HOW TO RUiN AN EMPIRE EPISODE XVI: A WORKING VACATION10개월 전 by lordvader69 in funnyHOW TO RUiN AN EMPIRE EPISODE XVI: A WORKING VACATIONGreetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, whose presence makes every day feel like a vacation, has…
ResteemedPocket Genesis Post: Resteem this to get your free POCKET Tokens!11개월 전 by biophil66 in pocketPocket Genesis Post: Resteem this to get your free POCKET Tokens!This is the official Genesis Post for the POCKET token. If you wish to opt-in to the Pocket protocol and claim…
HOW TO RUiN AN EMPIRE EPISODE XV: TRAINING STORMTROOPERS IN THE PROPER USE OF FORCE작년 by lordvader69 in funnyHOW TO RUiN AN EMPIRE EPISODE XV: TRAINING STORMTROOPERS IN THE PROPER USE OF FORCEGreetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who is the cat's pajamas, just informed me that my jackass…
Perhaps your younglings can make your planet worthy of joining the Empire.작년 by lordvader69 in funnyPerhaps your younglings can make your planet worthy of joining the Empire.Greetings loyal followers. As you know, I am contemplating what the Empire should do with your planet. Some of the…