How Much Wood Would A Woodchuck Chuck Before Chuck Norris Got There?2년 전 by thejokester49 in punchlineHow Much Wood Would A Woodchuck Chuck Before Chuck Norris Got There?A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, until Chuck Norris gave them a roundhouse kick to…
This Joke May Be Hard To Swallow3년 전 by thejokester49 in jokeThis Joke May Be Hard To SwallowTina's friends used to tell her that her jokes sucked and were in bad taste. When they finally came to see her first…
Against The Normal School Of Thought3년 전 by thejokester49 in jokeAgainst The Normal School Of ThoughtWhen a whale goes out of their way to give a big upvote to a minnow that's been stuck swimming in circles.…
Never Settle3년 전 by thejokester49 in punchlineNever SettleA time lapse of a girl's dating app quest to find her perfect match for sexy Instagram couple photos. Follow…
The Powering Up Effect3년 전 by thejokester49 in punchlineThe Powering Up EffectThe before and after when powering up my 2.404 liquid Steem. I know what you're thinking... "Sorry, Baby, it's just…
Not Sure How To Slice It3년 전 by thejokester49 in punchlineNot Sure How To Slice ItI'm not sure if this is the best thing since sliced bread or if it's just been a while. Follow for really…
Getting Right To The Punchline3년 전 by thejokester49 in punchlineGetting Right To The PunchlineIf I have to dress like a cute unicorn to get some attention around here, dog gonnit I will!! Follow for…
Self Reflection3년 전 by thejokester49 in punchlineSelf ReflectionWhen people ask if I'd like to have children, my answer is usually yes, pending a clause to put them up for adoption…
Don't Try This At Home, Kids3년 전 by thejokester49 in jokeDon't Try This At Home, KidsMake sure you do it outside, far away from adult supervision... Follow for really really ridiculously funny jokes.
Hoe Hoe Hoe3년 전 by thejokester49 in punchlineHoe Hoe HoeUnsurprisingly, the prostitute was able to identify who tried to pay for her to sit on their lap on Christmas Eve...…
But She Said I Was The Best She Ever Had...3년 전 by thejokester49 in punchlineBut She Said I Was The Best She Ever Had...The moment you stumble on your girlfriend's secret old porn actress profile and realize your relationship is now…
It'll Be Far From A Free Fall3년 전 by thejokester49 in punchlineIt'll Be Far From A Free FallMarvin logging in to put his life savings* into Bitcoin Cash* at the top of today's big green candle. *Don't…
Was It Heely Worth It?3년 전 by thejokester49 in punchlineWas It Heely Worth It?In desperate need to make rent, a high end stripper heading home after a sketchy appointment in the outskirts of…
A Very, Very Small Chance3년 전 by thejokester49 in punchlineA Very, Very Small ChanceAfter weeks of collaborating with MIT research scientists, we've concluded that there's roughly 1% chance my joke…
ResteemedWhat's so funny?3년 전 by punchline69 in punchlineWhat's so funny?This will be the last installment of "What's so funny?" for a while. The goal of this project was to try and bring…
In The Dumps3년 전 by thejokester49 in punchlineIn The DumpsMy new comedy account trying to make it on Steemit after @punchline's last day. Thanks for giving me the jump start…
Thanks A Lot, Amazon3년 전 by thejokester49 in punchlineThanks A Lot, AmazonWith demand for North Pole delivery services going to be thin this year, Blizten took the initiative to enlist in the…
SMTs Got Your Tongue?3년 전 by thejokester49 in punchlineSMTs Got Your Tongue?The last remaining Steemians finally seeing a real smart media token for the first time in 2020. source…
Where Mom's Fantasy Meets Reality3년 전 by thejokester49 in punchlineWhere Mom's Fantasy Meets RealityThe moment you realize that your daughter is starring in the Trailer Park Girls Gone Wild video you treated yourself…
Taco Tuesday - Relief For Long-Term Steem Holders3년 전 by thejokester49 in punchlineTaco Tuesday - Relief For Long-Term Steem HoldersWhat's that you say? You've found a way that we can still live off of our Steem earnings!? source Follow…