In these uncertain times, there is nothing more appreciated than some humour. Laughter might not solve our problems, but it provides a few minutes of relaxation, and distraction from all the negative news that are going around. It is also said that a sense of humour can give our immunity system a boost, which is what we all need at times as such – in the midst of a pandemic. So, laugh whenever you can. It is cheap medicine.
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There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbours will say. - Cyril Connolly
Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious. - William Feather
Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity. - George Bernard Shaw
Only fools think they're wise; the rest of us just muddle through as we can. - Charles de Lint
They keep saying the right person will come along. I think mine was hit by a truck. - Unknown
There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. - Oscar Wilde
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up. - Frank Zappa
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. - Rita Rudner
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Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labour. - John Ciardi
There is the view that poetry should improve your life. I think people confuse it with the Salvation Army. - John Ashbery
Jumping for joy is good exercise. - Unknown
If you can’t pronounce it, don’t eat it. - Unknown
Familiarity breeds contempt – and children. - Mark Twain
You can tell some fellows aren’t afraid of work by the way they fight it. - Unknown
I like my relationships like I like my eggs. Over easy. - Jarod Kintz
My husband says I feed him like he’s a god: every meal is a burnt offering. - Rhonda Hansome
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