The Evolution of Spam Email (LOL)

3년 전

scotti, you don't know me and you're thinking why you received this e mail, right?

Well, I actually placed a malware on the porn website and guess what, you visited this web site to have fun (you know what I mean). While you were watching the video, your web browser acted as a RDP (Remote Desktop) and a keylogger which provided me access to your display screen and webcam. Right after that, my software gathered all your contacts from your Messenger, Facebook account, and email account.

What exactly did I do?

I made a split-screen video. First part recorded the video you were viewing (you've got a fine taste haha), and next part recorded your webcam (Yep! It's you doing nasty things!).

What should you do?

Well, I believe, $600 is a fair price for our little secret. You'll make the payment via Bitcoin to the below address (if you don't know this, search "how to buy bitcoin" in Google).

BTC Address: 1HCDAr5zTuBqkNBS4KsqNaDZu73DhWcnH3
(It is cAsE sensitive, so copy and paste it)


You have 24 hours in order to make the payment. (I have an unique pixel within this email message, and right now I know that you have read this email). If I don't get the payment, I will send your video to all of your contacts including relatives, coworkers, and so forth. Nonetheless, if I do get paid, I will erase the video immidiately. If you want evidence, reply with "Yes!" and I will send your video recording to your 5 friends. This is a non-negotiable offer, so don't waste my time and yours by replying to this email.


I am tempted to respond with a video of me wanking just to say fuck you in a creative manner. I'd better not. But, if anyone has any ideas for a brilliant response, leave it in the comments and I will choose the best one to send back. If I actually get a response I will be back to share it.

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Lmfao this is real? The funniest part is that if you sent back a video of you jerkin off the guy wouldn’t really have anyone to send it to... I guess if he found you on FaceBook he’d have some ammo lol :P His bitcoin address has been reported once as a scam on

That is funny. Maybe tell him that it turns you on that he was watching you and ask if you can meet. You've always had a thing for perverts that are into bitcoin.

Idealy the response would contain a virus that would fry his device or give you remote access to it
Dont think thats possible though unless you could lour him into opening the attachment :(

A bit off topic if you haven't sorted your byteball airdrop yet send an address to I'll send you back the liquid bonus I get for reffering you as well total should be about (120$ for you) every little helps :)