You’ve got mail ✉️...from Soju the Sniper Cat

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Dear Linny,

It’s been a while, but this is Soju, the cat, and not my mum @supersoju, the crazy cat lady on Steemit.

I’m the real Soju, the smarter one. I’m the brain behind the keyboard. It’s me who keeps our cryptocurrency portfolio afloat. Even though the value of STEEM is down, I’ve still been on the exchanges investing. I log on secretly each day and keep buying. I’m always looking for new opportunities.

Which reminds me to ask...

Do you know much about this coin called eBay? I think it’s been around for a while, and if you buy their coins, packages arrive in the mail! I did my research to make sure they’re not a scam. Check out the YouTube vid below:

At the 1:44 mark, you’ll see that they are so progressive that they are even inclusive of cat investors! Since Mum has been so slack, I’ve been converting a lot of our crypto to FIAT to eBay. It’s just as well she’s not checking her accounts.

I have to race to grab the packages the mail man left at the doorstep before Mum sees it. My pile of treasures under the house is growing! My favourite is the vibrating stick. The buzzing feels so nice as a paw massager. 😺

Oh, I almost got caught recently too! Our neighbour found me playing with a vibrating stick on the doorstep. She looked at me strangely, so I had to quickly roll it out of sight before Mum answered the door. I later overheard the neighbour talking to her partner. They think the vibrating stick was mum’s! Phew, disaster averted!!

My parents will thank me when all the treasure increases in value and we get rich! In the meantime, if you a need mug, lunchbox or a vibrating stick let me know and I’ll send you something. Just tell me which colour, because I’m sure I’ll have it.

Anyway, I do miss being on STEEM, but I’m just too busy investing in eBay coins at the moment. I’ll return eventually; I know you would miss me. Anyway, I need to go. I need to snipe a big purple vibrating stick that glows in the dark! 😻❤️👻

Meow!
Soju the Sniper Cat

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Good thing Soju is smart enough to make sure they're getting the real deal, some of the ebay exchanges are dodgy XD

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Thanks for dropping by again. Soju is a super clever cat, but not sure about her eBay habits. I imagine @supersoju screaming in horror and had to laugh. It’s past 1pm and I was meant to be on my fav trail an hour ago! I’ll drop by your blog later this evening. Hope you and your family have been well, ryi.

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Oops did you manage to get onto your trail? :D

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Thanks for asking, ryi! I did. :) I just posted my report with minutes before midnight. It was a beautiful day overall. I think if Melbourne would just get rid of that chill in the air, and we move in dry hot days, I’d be happier. I’m very cold-sensitive.

You should consider actifit. It won’t hurt you, I swear! :)

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Oh no! Is the "W" coming?! :P

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Familiar with them feels, I'm pretty much the same, I hate the cold XD My partner keeps calling me a gecko and saying I'm solar powered as I've gotten a bit more active and happier now that it's not freezing XD

I have considered actifit and will probably keep considering it for a long, long time XD

yeh I'm sinfully lazy I know

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You and your reluctance. -sigh-
You certainly will walk enough, and with Ingress Prime out (I hear the new UI sucks), you will have more reason to walk. I actually like combining my reports into my posts tbh. I see it as just a preset URL and an appendix with proof of steps. Just another reminder to stop sinning.... 😛

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I have PoGo eggs to hatch too!

I've heard Prime sucks from my hardcore playing friends (not that it's hard to be harder core than me right now x_x). All I've managed to do with it is recharge things lately so I haven't even tested it properly yet. So my only opinion right now is it's really pretty XD

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I have PoGo eggs to hatch too!

🙄🙄🙄

And hubby has told me not to upgrade, apparently a lot of players are using the redacted version still. Pretty isn’t even close to being a reason to upgrade for me. Quite often all those kinds of bells and whistle just annoys when you just want quick and easy nav.

I’ll check it out this weekend though.

I think it’s time I make the effort to push for the last few million to Level 16. I should probably go ‘hardcore’ again..

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That is true... maybe I ought to use this skill of hers to buy more 'useful' items.

🤔😳😨😱💀👻

OMG!!! Is it possible to get a heart attack multiple times in a minute?

No wonder where those extra mugs and lunch boxes came from. I have to go find Soju now and get her to return them or sell them back on ebay.

Looks like I need to have a chat with Soju about her vibrating sticks. Seriously, are the toys we already bought for her not enough?

I will get her to explain herself to the neighbours too. No wonder why they kept trying to keep their distance from me lately.

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Gosh, so sleepy right now. But reading this earlier made me laugh. I hope you lived through your heart attacks. Something tells me a lady who can ruthlessly pluck wings of flies won’t die so easily....😛

Don’t be too mean to Soju, she might spill more beans about her crazy Mum. Lol

I’ll reply to your other comments tomorrow, about to lose consciousness...

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Surprisingly I lived through my heart attacks....only to receive more I'm sure.

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Why am I not surprised you lived? 😛

I also read your lovely message about posting and discord. It was comforting to read. I’ll respond to that another time, because you’d know and you’d know I know, replying to thoughtful messages takes some focus and best left to when your brain is not running on empty.

Btw, I just read your email as well! Omigosh! I did not expect to get your real name and I also didn’t expect it to be what it was! Love it! Honestly, fav name reveal to date! :)

So glad you’re giving actifit a go. I already replied in another comment about your big phone problem. The biggest aggravation as far as actifit is the image upload. But I’ve noticed that if you simply pre-upload an image via Steemit beforehand and then paste that Steemit image URL into the actifit app, the image will come through fine. You might need to still edit to include additional tags and stuff. I assume everyone has their own way to format their posts. But I’d love to see you just working out, and getting some benefits on the side. You might do what your cat’n’bug pals do, by sharing insect and plant photos? Add a bit of supersoju commentary and there you have it, some non-intensive steem engagement while you’re resting.

This was meant to be a quick reply and it’s now past 2AM... Need to write a bit on my novel and then get some sleep.

So happy to hear from you! ❤️

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Why am I not surprised you lived? 😛

Because you probably secretly taught Soju how to perform CPR.

Btw, I just read your email as well! Omigosh! I did not expect to get your real name and I also didn’t expect it to be what it was! Love it! Honestly, fav name reveal to date! :)

You're the first person I revealed my name to. No-one else knows my name. My dad picked my name....from a newspaper..... I hope I was named after a journalist and not some escapee who made the headlines.

I tried actifit twice. Not sure when I will really use it properly though. Also, I noticed in order to post, you would enter your password in......it would be a pain to enter the long annoying password in each time. Isn't it? And I wouldn't want to keep a copy of it on my phone in case Soju accidentally download malicious malware with her sticky paws.

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Because you probably secretly taught Soju how to perform CPR.

Nah, I’m telling voice you....that cat knows stuff. She probably practices witchcraft and whatever it is that sharmans do. She might have resurrected you from the dead for all we know. I’d not underestimate that cat. Do you feel odd? Murderous? Omg...this could be Pet Sematary in reverse!

You're the first person I revealed my name to. No-one else knows my name. My dad picked my name....from a newspaper..... I hope I was named after a journalist and not some escapee who made the headlines.

So funny. I do love the name. It’s not your typical female name but pretty when applied that way. It works so well for you. I often wished I was more creative with my daughters, but I indulged my mother on one of them and chose the other on the spot. They both suit the girls’ personality. But still, I went with those names because I was pissed off I couldn’t have flower names.

Most definitely you were named after an escapee...
😛🤣

Also, I noticed in order to post, you would enter your password in......it would be a pain to enter the long annoying password in each time. Isn't it?

You should only need to your password once. It saves it along with your username within the app. I’ve you struggle, get on their server discord. Or alternatively, ping @mcfarhat directly. He’s the founder and primary developer, he’s responsive and very helpful.

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OMG! Soju is a NECROMANCER!

hahahaha

So funny. I do love the name. It’s not your typical female name but pretty when applied that way.

I sometimes get asked when I give my name 'Isn't that a boy's name?'

pfft
At least my name was spelt correctly for a female version. Don't believe my dad knew that at the time when he picked it. I met a guy online when I was booking a tour who had the same name and spelling as me. He was really intrigued and said 'At least your name is spelt the correct way'. He was suppose to be our tour guide too, but he was sick and was really devastated because he really wanted to meet another person with the same name.

But still, I went with those names because I was pissed off I couldn’t have flower names.

hahaha

You should only need to your password once.

That is good to hear.

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Well, if you’re going to have a boy name, you got one of the best. :)
Oh yeah, necromancer....that has relevance to my novel too. But maybe not in the first book.

Hilarious! I liked the paw massager! Cats are pretty cunning!

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They are! The one next door is always slinking around our place. It looks very sly and always up to something. Lovely to see you drop by Stormy. Off to run myself soon! :)