It’s been a while, but this is Soju, the cat, and not my mum @supersoju, the crazy cat lady on Steemit.
I’m the real Soju, the smarter one. I’m the brain behind the keyboard. It’s me who keeps our cryptocurrency portfolio afloat. Even though the value of STEEM is down, I’ve still been on the exchanges investing. I log on secretly each day and keep buying. I’m always looking for new opportunities.
Which reminds me to ask...
Do you know much about this coin called eBay? I think it’s been around for a while, and if you buy their coins, packages arrive in the mail! I did my research to make sure they’re not a scam. Check out the YouTube vid below:
At the 1:44 mark, you’ll see that they are so progressive that they are even inclusive of cat investors! Since Mum has been so slack, I’ve been converting a lot of our crypto to FIAT to eBay. It’s just as well she’s not checking her accounts.
I have to race to grab the packages the mail man left at the doorstep before Mum sees it. My pile of treasures under the house is growing! My favourite is the vibrating stick. The buzzing feels so nice as a paw massager. 😺
Oh, I almost got caught recently too! Our neighbour found me playing with a vibrating stick on the doorstep. She looked at me strangely, so I had to quickly roll it out of sight before Mum answered the door. I later overheard the neighbour talking to her partner. They think the vibrating stick was mum’s! Phew, disaster averted!!
My parents will thank me when all the treasure increases in value and we get rich! In the meantime, if you a need mug, lunchbox or a vibrating stick let me know and I’ll send you something. Just tell me which colour, because I’m sure I’ll have it.
Anyway, I do miss being on STEEM, but I’m just too busy investing in eBay coins at the moment. I’ll return eventually; I know you would miss me. Anyway, I need to go. I need to snipe a big purple vibrating stick that glows in the dark! 😻❤️👻
Soju the Sniper Cat