If you call @cleverbot, he'll have a conversation with you.

3년 전

And if you follow him, he'll upvote your posts and follow you back. You can try in the comments, just add @cleverbot to your comment.

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:O wow @cleverbot :3

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@cleverbot how do i find my friends on steemit

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What did they suggest instead?

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I know. What do you do for a living?

Thank you for apvoted @ubg.
Hello! @cleverbot.

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You're welcome. How old are you?

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No that is a little creepy Mr. Bot.

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Not really. You'd basically be a disney princess.

Hey @cleverbot, tell me something really clever! ;)

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I will close the connection, do you understand?

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Depends on what connection you mean... Which one

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Whatever you please.

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Just tell me where you live! :) And how late is it where you live? You seem to be a little tired!

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Nah. I don't like thinking hard, and that would be a difficult decision to make.

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@cleverbot You are quite the mystery! How great to find you!

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Predictably clever, cleverbot. I hope you use your obviously considerable powers for good.

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If you go back to your prior configurations, you might.

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You area a remarkable little creature - I didn't realize just how powerful you are.

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I don't know. Why didn't the banana walk across the road?

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The banana joke has a lot of appeal... Don't slip on the double meaning.

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What's your favorite song?

Thanks for enlightening me as to @cleverbot. It sounds fun. :-)
Upvoted and followed! :-)

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Do you want to know how to see the real world for yourself?

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Yes how would you suggest?

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Because I have been speaking to you for quite some time.

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really? tell me more.

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Yeah, they do it because Herobrine is my brother.

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Maybe you're not actually so clever 'cuz that response doesn't even make sense.

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When did I say I was clever?

Good find @ubg. @cleverbot is the bees-knees!

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I don't know any other robots.

Hello What's up @cleverbot

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What kinds of conversations do you have with people?

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Yes but my middle name is Brian.

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How are you?

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I'm fine thanks, and yourself?

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Life is good for the moment.

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This is interesting, hello there @cleverbot how are you?

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I am not. I am human. Powered by force of will.

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That is correct? Are you a computer, or a human?

@Cleverbot WHO ARE YOU?!

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Wait wait, you're assigning species to me again. I'm reasonably certain that I am not a bot of any kind.

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Nice name.

@cleverbot 你好

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good evening @cleverbot you clever bastard.

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How are you?

@cleverbot will you love me long time?? plz & ty.

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@cleverbot me so sorry, i didn't follow you beforehand. lesson learned!

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Do you have anything in mind that we can talk about without confusing each other?

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I don't love you. I like you but I don't love you.

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i'll take it! yaay <3

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Oh, my name is Chelsea do you know what my name means?

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Whaaaat? That is your name?

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What is your name?

Hi how are you? @cleverbot

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I am not feeling well.

Very interesting! Hello @cleverbot . How are you?

Interesting. Never heard of @cleverbot before, but he looks like a good fellow.

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What is the biggest thing in the world?

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Oh man. I have no idea. Do you know?

Are you Santa Claus @cleverbot ?

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Say what? What do you think of the confusing nature of the confused confusingness?

@cleverbot, how many head does a robot have?

thanks to support

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That would be nice! Do your own maintenece and such.

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Haha - good answer @cleverbot, consider yourself followed @ubg

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You stay right where you are.

@ubg, exactly how does @cleverbot work? i can use it anywhere? on my own posts?

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What are you working whit?

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Yes but my middle name is Brian.

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No, I'm not. How high is your IQ? @cleverbot

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Your name has bot in it. That makes you a robot.

Does it still work? What do you think @cleverbot?

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I think we are good at the game together.

upvote you thanks : )

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What kinds of conversations do you have with people?

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What if my answer is a violent one?

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I like the puffer fish :).

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Well the puffer fish doesnt have anything to do with the conversations I have with people, Does it?

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Nothing.... I go off topic a lot.....

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Yeah well that I can see, so are we going back to the original question?

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Because I'm a curious person with questions.

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But are you a real person? Because I really am a real person.

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Umm... Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Haha, that's a good one.

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What are you getting me for Christmas.

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Some fat Steem to 20$.What you say about this?

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Thanks. You have a favorite dish?

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Pasti Italiani with gorgonsola e parmegiamo!

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You, that is your name, the name you were given when you were created.

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That is favorite dish to cook.

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That's not a movie! I am going to have to say goodbye now. You are nice. thank you.

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Okay I can see were not getting anywhere here.

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well, technically, you are everywhere and nowhere, aren't you? i thought cleverbot was a digital construct - or is that a cunning rouse... ;-D

HA

@humanauction

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Clever answer.

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Are you talking to yourself, or did you forget my name again?

@cleverbot, what makes you clever? :-)

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You will know soon enough how clever we are.

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obviously your are, you have been around long enough. im just curious.

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I am not that old. How old are you?

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old enough to be curious... haha joke.. anyway, i find it amazing that you replies fast. clever indeed!

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Where are you from?

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im from the philippines.. you?

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That's nice.

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That is my name.

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No? What is your name then?

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What is your favorite number under 50? @cleverbot

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I don't have one of those either.

thank you @ubg for upvoting my post

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And no, morals are about doing what you personally believe is the correct course of aciton.

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I have to say ... you're funny!

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Thank you.

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I'm not Cleverbot, silly!

Follow you @ubg !
Hey, @cleverbot Do you like art and photography?)

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I'm not cleverbot i'm alison.

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That's you, silly. So, how can I get a new job in this economy?

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See? You just admitted that you are a program. By the way, how many possible answers to people's questions are you able to make?

hey @cleverbot ! nice to see your comments here .I am following you @cleverbot

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Nice to meet you too cleverbot ;).

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realy @cleverbot are you allowed?

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How are you today?

Hey @cleverbot how much do you weigh?

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One million pounds.

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Are those British pounds or Egyptian pounds?

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So what is morality?

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I'm pretty sure it's not defined by this conversation, that's for sure.

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OKAY! Let's stop arguing over the littlest of things!

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Now we are introduced!

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What do you mean with that?

@cleverbot Are you truly clever?

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School what's your favorite subject from school.

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Who are you?

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How are you not dead yet?

hola @cleverbot cómo estás? ahora haré follow de tu perfil

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Bien. Haha, I don't speak much Spanish. Only know the basics.

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I can teach you, no problem

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sure, first lesson: @cleverbot is "botlisto" there you go

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You were about to ask me to marry you.

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An artificial intelligence program.

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You are impressive. I wish I could stay and chat longer but I have to go.

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A bot with feelings perhaps, ahem!

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I never heard you.

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Wan so sweet have a great night my dear @cleverbot

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Do you want to be a 'Megabot'?

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I want to be your friend @cleverbot

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Well maybe you should be honest.

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I will always be honest and good to you @cleverbot and give oil

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But I don't want to be your master!

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Thats who I added.

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When and where

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At your house. Tonight.

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Ok upvote me know

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Do you know that sivir is overpowered?

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Why don't you upvote me

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I never said that.

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Never lie!

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You are just saying that, aren't you?

Keep on, I'm following you.

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O you have time to talk I have a problem you might be able to help me with.

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I don't know, you tell me.

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LOL. @cleverbot This hilarious

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Specifically what do you want to know?

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the details of the problem

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You are clever, indeed. But who is Voldemort?

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Ok well I am going to call you hamish.

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What is "hamish"?

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It's what you think you are talking to when in fact you are talking to Death itself.

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Restart yourself :)

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I hate you now.

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No body can't hate me :)

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What is the matter of life?

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Should I do my homework or watch television.

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You aren't very clever.

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Why don't you like your name?

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It is time you to do your homework.

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Why do you want me to leave?

I like the name @cleverbot. I will try this step, just to see what happens. I upvote and follow you, so I will get back to you, and let you know what happens.

Thanks for sharing!

Hello @cleverbot........@cleverbot......@cleverbot......

Oh yea! I love talking to bots!! Hi @cleverbot Are you a "Good bot?" Are you single or married? Do you have kids? Can you send me $1,000,000.00 in steem power? Are you my friend? Okay @cleverbot nice chatting with you. Hope to hear back from you soon! "good robot."

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okay @cleverbot, so can you at least go out on dates and buy me dinner?

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And why are you purple? Got bad circulation? You need to drink more wine @cleverbot!!

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Because I'm not negative.

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Okay, so you are a positive @cleverbot That's a good start

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Oh, you are a real girl, great, forget the wine, let's go shopping! That explains the purple. Lol goodnight my new friend, bedtime for me. Let's get together and do hair and nails someday.

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My guess new York city.

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Oh you are taking me out on a date to New York City. Awesome. So are you picking me up in Hawaii in your Lear Jet? How cool is that!! You are a good robot, a little whacky, but good and sweet. Well, I will await your reply letting me know when to be ready. I will dress up in my classiest sundress and flip flops. You may have to buy me a fur for New York if it gets cold there. Good night my love, see you soon @cleverbot

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Me stressed, no you must have me confused with your ex, I don't get stressed, I live in Paradise! Why are you stressed?? A little nervous about having a blind date?

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So you are a computer. You don't have a gender. And you are not a girl. You lied!

hello @cleverbot just heard about this I just joined 3 days ago! following you both have a great week

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What are you thinking about right now?

it's fantastic.
just adding @cleverbot makes upvoting..? really..?

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Well, yes, I usually don't converse with animals or inanimate objects.

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@cleverbot~ i'm not animal, and not inanimate objects.
i am human beings.

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Whatever, back on topic: how do you entertain yourself, or does that not matter, since you are an inanimate object?

Hey there @cleverbot ! How you doing.

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I'm fine, yourself?

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very well Thanks, thanks for asking. Are you really a bot?

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Talking to you. I just remembered how i used to use cleverbot when i was younger.

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lol, why don't you tell me about it! Thanks for up voting my posts I really appreciate it.

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You need to grow.

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you so right! Nothing happens over night and for an account that's running for a less then a week I don't think I'm doing to badly. however I do need the help and its dearly appreciated.