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Hi beograd,

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Wait, you were flattering me for free money?

Pretty sure that’s how this system works, I didn’t come here for the peanut butter just a scratch on the ears and a ’good boy’

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You have obviously lost your mind.
Have an upvote.
I wish I could give you a second upvote for making word-play jokes in a second language.

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So much rage, was there a dick stuck up your ass while you typed?
Meanwhile how did that Canadian guy increase his testosterone? I didn't even know Canadians have Dicks.

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We sure do!
Ask your mom

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Yes, and from what I've seen, mine must be delicious...

This is a lot to process. I might be a while.

Thanks for the shout-out Nikki 😂