Comedy Open Mic - Round 12

3년 전

Welcome to the Twelfth week of The Comedy Open Mic Contest.

Please read the contest rules here

Credit goes to our Dandy (@dandesign86) for creating this logo for us

Rules for Judges

  • Contest will run for a minimum of 16 weeks, and will continue to run as long as it is sustainable.
  • Prizes to be sent out within 24hrs of contest round closing
  • @comedyopenmic will announce start and end of every round (approx 5am UTC Fridays, this will be adjusted if needed)
  • Judges will do their best to review all entries
  • Every effort will be made for @comedyopenmic to upvote all entries
  • A big thank you to @diebitch for her time and effort in upvoting everybody and ensuring @comedyopenmic spread the upvote love in round 11
  • A special thank you to our wonderful guest judges in round 11 @diebitch (who has done 3 rounds in a row), @holybranches and @samueldouglas your time is greatly appreciated.



If you see any of these guys around please upvote and thank them. It is because of their support that this contest is able to keep functioning.

Do you want to be a judge?

Read all the entries, comment on contestant posts. Leave a positive trail of happiness and laughter behind you like you fart laughing gas and we will notice. Our most active curators and contestants will be asked to join us as guest judges on a week to week basis.



  • Court Jester will get 45SBD
    • Court Jester will be chosen by the judges
  • People's champion will get 0.01-10SBD (Payout depends on value, higher value post will get smaller prize. Remaining value to be handed out to other entrants).
    • People's champion is whoever has highest $ payout at competition close
  • Top 10 prize pool is 40SBD
    • Contestant selected for Punchy's Top 10 will receive 4SBD each.
  • Lucky Door Prize will be 10SBD
    • 5 lucky contestants will get a 2SBD each as a bonus prize.
  • Chuck Norris Award
    • 5 SBD given to the best curator / commenter

This week's prize pool 120SBD



A number of people have put themselves forward as curators of content to encourage more entries.

@carlgnash (Also really funny, we want more entries from him)
@punchline (Still hoping George Carlin comes back to life)
@steemwizards (No idea who he is but he's good fun)
@nonameslefttouse (Make it a good story to get his attention)
@trafalgar (Include #punchline tag to grab his attention)
@bitfiend (We just like him, dunno why)
@diebitch (Don't be mean, or she'll roast you)
@acolucky (Careful, he gets lucky a lot)

If you see any of these guys around please upvote and thank them. It is because of their support that this contest is able to keep functioning.




A big thank you to @nonameslefttouse, @imjustsaying, @dj123 who were very generous in donating additional funds towards prizes.
@idikuci - 194SBD , @dj123 - 132SBD + 5 Steem, @punchline - 80 Steem + 10SBD, @take5 - 58 SBD, @nonameslefttouse - 35SBD, @dandesign86 and @redlipstick - 32SBD, @ilt-yodith - 16.891SBD + 10.899 Steem, @amirtheawesome1 / @yesaye - 20SBD, @thedailylaugh - 10SBD, @meesterboom - 10SBD, @dreemit - 5SBD, @thevillan - 5SBD, @sisygoboom - @5SBD, @belemo - 3SBD, @steemmatt - 3SBD, @jedi-won - 2SBD, @bitfiend - 2SBD, @diebitch - 2SBD, @lunasilver 0.007 Steem, @buttcoins - 10SBD, @acolucky - 3Steem, @cemke - 2SBD, , @imjustsaying - 2Steem


Big thank you to @buttcoins and @amirtheawesome1 who added to our delegation pool this week.
@ngc - 20,000SP, @roelandp - 15,556SP, @idikuci - 2,000SP, @dandesign86 / @bluetower - 500SP, @dj123 - 500SP, @take5 - 500SP, @flipstar - 300SP, @mightpossibly - 250SP, @yesaye - 162SP, @buttcoins - 150SP, @amirtheawesome1 - 150SP, @jasonschick - 125SP, @diebitch - 100SP, @zenkly - 100SP, @ubongj - 50SP, @abh12345 - 50SP, @cemke - 40SP, @bitfiend - 35SP, @holybranches - 10SP, @groovatti - 10SP, @sisygoboom - 2.19SP

Please send any donations and SP delegations directly to @comedyopenmic. The more funding we get, the longer it will be possible to run the contest and upvote all you hilarious people.

Important Information

If you see our judges, curators or sponsors comments or posts, please upvote and encourage them. They are giving up their time to help this contest, so if you see these guys around, say hello and give them an upvote:

We are all trying to make this a successful contest to raise participation in #funny and attract more comedians and aspiring comedians to Steem.

This post marks the end of Round 11 and the start of Round 12 of Comedy Open Mic.

Within 24hrs of this post, another post will go out marking the prize recipients. Sorry about the double post, but we need to make sure we have time to enjoy all the entries.

Come join our discord channel: CLICK HERE and just say hi.

Upvotes for amusement

We're so bored that we're giving away upvotes if you join our meme contest. Click on the words in the previous sentence and join in the fun.


If you believe someone has submitted a plagiarised entry, please let the judges know. You can let us know on the discord channel or as a reply to one of our comments. As long as contestants make an effort to produce original content and provide sources for other material we will be happy to accept the entry.

Good Luck and Happy Steeming!!

Thank you to @matytan for the great banner

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Uhhh... Yeah... It's totally a "Donation".

Wink Wink Nudge Nudge, say no more.


When people find out you can win prizes from COM just for being funny

Another week of nut cases being proud

Congrats to #comedyopenmic.
This community is growing, and now it's 12 weeks.
Thanks to donations and delegations. Without you all we are hard to grow in steemit.


Can't get enough of COM

Excellent. I am very grateful for the creation of this competition. I wish success:...

I'm really excited about this contest, haha laughter is the language of the soul and is what humanity needs so much ... great contest, congratulations

Great news and wish everyone a good time! Thank you @comedyopenmic

Oh goody. The time is nigh. Let's see what you clowns have up your skirts/kilts.

I hope it's a haggis.

@Comedyopenmic grows stronger with every passing day.
So happy.
I keep inviting my friends to join the fun and they are finally showing up.

Twelve weeks, we will continue giving our best for the contest


THIS IS GOLD @rickaaron. Solid filmmaking!


thank you bro. . . thats my first experience on films direction


It's fantastic.


hahahahaha... you are a really macho!!!!!

what a great news @comedyopenmic. Very useful post dear . thanks for share

When you finished eaten and you remembered you left your money in the house


hahahaha has happened to me. . . when that happens it's time to wash dishes to pay the bill


hahahaha leave.. good rendition

The circus is back in town!!!!

Excellent result @comedyopenmic and I congratulate all the winners! To the organizers and judges, special thanks!

Congratulations to the winner.
Keep fighting in laughter for those who have not won

Wow a very steady gift I love the gift you give.

we love @comedyopenmic,keep bringing smiles to our faces

Since I won a round can I still enter round 12? I got another rant I want to share.


Wow a very steady gift I love the gift you give

Big thanks to the judges...awesome work

another great one @ comedyopenmic

;) :) hh It's really funny

Hello, here is my participation for this week, Thank you for the opportunity

Aaaaalright! let's do this!

Woot! Submitting mine here!

A Small Misunderstanding