Comedy Open Mic - Round 8

2년 전

Hi All,

Welcome to the Eighth week of The Comedy Open Mic Contest. Please read the contest rules here


Credit to our Dandy (@dandesign86) for creating this logo for us

Rules for Judges

  • Contest will run for a minimum of 8 12 weeks, and will continue to run as long as it is sustainable. (Due to recent delegations we will extend the contest by at least another 4 weeks).
  • Prizes to be sent out within 24hrs of contest round closing
  • @comedyopenmic will announce start and end of every round (approx 5am GMT Fridays, this will be adjusted if needed)
  • Judges will do their best to review all entries
  • Every effort will be made for @comedyopenmic to upvote all entries
  • A big thank you to @idikuci and @amirtheawesome1 for their time and effort in upvoting everybody and ensuring @comedyopenmic spread the upvote love in round 7
  • A special thank you to our wonderful guest judges in round 7 @buttcoins, @holybranches, @YesAye, your time is appreciated

Judges:

@dj123 / @comedyopenmic
@take5 / @comedyopenmic
@idikuci / @comedyopenmic
@amirtheawesome1
@yesaye
@sisygoboom
@acolucky

If you see any of these guys around please upvote and thank them. It is because of their support that this contest is able to keep functioning.

Do you want to be a judge?

Read all the entries, comment on contestant posts. Leave a positive trail of happiness and laughter behind you like you fart laughing gas and we will notice. Our most active curators and contestants will be asked to join us as guest judges on a week to week basis.


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Prizes

  • Court Jester will get 35SBD
    • Court Jester will be chosen by the judges
  • People's champion will get 1-10SBD (Payout depends on value, higher value post will get smaller prize. Remaining value to be handed out to other entrants).
    • People's champion is whoever has highest $ payout at competition close
  • Top 10 prize pool is 20Steem
    • A contestant with a entry that gets onto our Top 10 list will receive 2Steem.
  • Lucky Door Prize will be 5SBD
    • 5 lucky contestants will get a 1SBD each as a bonus prize.
  • Chuck Norris Award
    • 3 SBD given to the best curator / commenter .
  • BONUS PRIZES!!!
    • Word Jumble - 3SBD
      • Use the following words in your entry to be considered for the prize:
        • mountain, pair, rung, slippery, shaft, urine, evaluate, strip, cute, pitch, greeting, arrogant
    • Video Award - 100SP delegation for 4 weeks:
      • The best video will get a 100SP delegation courtesy of @flipstar


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Curators

A number of people have put themselves forward as curators of content to encourage more entries.

@carlgnash (also really funny, we want entries from him)
@punchline (will laugh at almost everything)
@steemwizards (No idea who he is but he's good fun)
@nonameslefttouse (Make it a good story to get his attention)
@trafalgar (Include #punchline tag to grab his attention)
@bitfiend (We just like him, dunno why)
@diebitch New Curator!!
If you see any of these guys around please upvote and thank them. It is because of their support that this contest is able to keep functioning.


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Sponsors

Donations

A big thank you to @ilt-yodith, @bitfiend, @meesterboom, @take5, and @belemo who were very generous in donating additional funds towards prizes.
@idikuci - 147SBD , @dj123 - 122SBD + 5 Steem, @punchline - 80 Steem + 10SBD, @take5 - 47 SBD, @ilt-yodith - 12SBD + 10.899 Steem, @dandesign86 and @redlipstick - 12SBD, @nonameslefttouse - 10SBD, @thedailylaugh - 10SBD, @meesterboom - 10SBD, @dreemit - 5SBD, @thevillan - 5SBD, @steemmatt - 2SBD, @jedi-won - 2SBD, @bitfiend - 2SBD, @belemo - 1SBD

Delegations

A MASSIVE THANK YOU TO @roelandp AND @thedelegator WHO HAVE VERY GENEROUSLY DELEGATED A HUGE AMOUNT OF SP IN THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS.

@thedelegator - 20,000SP, @roelandp - 15,556SP, @idikuci - 2,000SP, @dandesign86 / @bluetower - 500SP, @dj123 - 500SP, @take5 - 500SP, @flipstar - 300SP, @mightpossibly - 250SP.

Please send any donations and SP delegations directly to @comedyopenmic. The more funding we get, the longer it will be possible to run the contest and upvote all you hilarious people.

Important Information

If you see our judges, curators or sponsors comment or post please upvote and encourage them. They are giving up their time to help this contest, so if you see these guys around, say hello and give them an upvote:

@roelandp, @thedelegator, @comedyopenmic, @dj123, @nonameslefttouse, @dandesign86 / @bluetower, @carlgnash, @take5, @ilt-yodith, @punchline, @steemwizards, @trafalgar, @meesterboom, @dreemit, @redlipstick, @thedailylaugh, @flipstar, @steemmatt, @bitfiend, @thevillan, @jedi-won, @belemo.

We are all trying to make this a successful contest to raise participation in #funny and attract more comedians and aspiring comedians to Steem.

This post marks the end of Round 7 and the start of Round 8 of Comedy Open Mic.

Within 24hrs of this post, another post will go out marking the prize recipients. Sorry about the double post, but we need to make sure we have time to enjoy all the entries.

Plagiarism

If you believe someone has submitted a plagiarised entry, please let the judges know. You can let us know on the discord channel or as a reply to one of our comments. As long as contestants make an effort to produce original content and provide sources for other material we will be happy to accept the entry.

Good Luck and Happy Steeming!!

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Here we go AGAIN!!

Damn this is just crazy how we just keep getting bigger. Thank you everyone for your continued support.

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I'll be back to upvote 200%, waiting for my SP>97% in 12hours

EVERYONE PILE ON THE UPVOTE NOW YOU WILL GET MORE CURATION!

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this is comedyaaaaa! I'm waiting for the last day as always to share my entry :)

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Awesome! welcome to #comedyopenmic.

At least I tried my hand at some roasting this time...
https://steemit.com/contest/@nobyeni/chance-to-win-get-a-huge-upvote-from-a-whale

Here is my entry to this week's Comedy Open Mic: The Wolf Mother Speaks.

I've read some great entries in the past few weeks. I initially chickened out when nominated, but I found the courage and PALNet folks helped me figure out why Steem kept rejecting my post before I gave up, so here it is:
https://steemit.com/poetry/@bex-dk/accident-prone-entry-for-comedy-open-mic-round-8

bex, feeling like a spammer, limps back to TWB

Hi funnybros!!!
I just did my entry for this week, it's a video animation I did some time ago... I hope I did it right... please let me know if not and I'll edit!
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@lavidaesunviaje/weird-thing-after-effects-animation-playing-with-friends

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That's pretty cool. you could actually do the pianist joke.

I love the fact that our COM family itself is taking the role of a plagiarism police. This is the best and surefire way that I know of which ensures quality and original content!
Way to go @comedyopenmic!

A big thank you to @roelandp and @thedelegator for your valuable support, and also to all the contestants for joining! Shoutout to the judges/curators too.

This was one of the best weeks in my Steemit life, being a part of this great community and witnessing some historical moments while also being a part of it!
Thanks a lot @idikuci and @dj123 for starting this lovely family/contest and letting me be a part of it.

Good luck all! Now let's spread some funny! >:D

Week 8 ..... get in on it!!!
Time to discover that......

Very glad to hear about the additional 20k sp delegation. It's like @comedyopenmic took a viagra because we just keep on growing. I gotta get my funny on....

Hey beautiful people here is my 1st entry for com round-8
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@jayed007/comedy-open-mic-round-8-thuglife
check this out : )

Doing an awesome job guys, here is my first entry for the week!

https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@foles09/tough-day-at-the-office

@comedyopenmic is really putting smiles on peoples face and help to solve depressed problem.
You are really doing a good job. Kudos to all the #team

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Hey funky, show us some love this round and give us another entry.

A great opportunity for all of us, I'm sure the week will be interesting! Thank you @comedyopenmic

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do a COM post @serkagan....Do it! Do It! DO IT!

we believe in youuuuuu!

Go, Go everyone!!!

thank you contributors of the @comedyopenmic you always inspiring steemians to share our talents as well us the moment that we laugh to minimize wrinkles in our face..lol

Oh well.. Here they come.. Mad entries expected

I think it will be a fun contest. Thanks for the huge contribution :)

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hey maggy we need you COM post in round 8 you have plenty practice as traffy's already!

Let's full the steemit with the #comedyopenmic tag

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kung fu style air circulation?

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ok sammy with that challenge, i challenge you todo ass-beating #comedyopenmic post ASAP!

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This is a shitpost program. Similar to the programmed reality of steemit. It has a set of basic rules, rules of levity. What you must learn is that these rules are no different from the rules of a financial system. Some of them can be bent, others can be broken. Understand? Then roast me, if you can.

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Snarky.....we like! You're going to fit right in.

We're got all flavors here, the clean, primp and proper folks have their safe place here, since we try to be all inclusive and probably fail every week in embarrassment :P

Roast:

Samuel Douglas

there is no hippy surfy crypto investing dude deserving of this name....get back into a suit, a corner legal office, and strap yourself into the proctologist chair for your annual prostate probe....you deserve to get you ass tighten once again!



Shame! Shame! Shame!

source: wiki

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Awwww! That was like nuzzeld by a cute kitten!

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hey sammy, we be needing your help....any idea how to get @Ausbitbank's attention to COM?

He's a big supporter an Steemit Open Mic and we have a ton of Aussies and Kiwis here contributing to comedyopenmic materials and resources and not getting down-under support fro the big fishes, last count about 3 of the Judges are Aussies!

And still no support from TeamAustralia :( (Sad Face)....any ideas on how to rectify this situation?

Alot of us are already witness voting for @ausbitbank ...... even myself, can you get the word to him, even a few thousand SP delegation or a modest weekly allowance to support the Aussie's giving their precious time, dough, and creativity would make a world of difference to our comedy community.

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I'll see what I can do - will run into him on discord soon enough.

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thanks mate!

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This might take a while, he got distracted by a pretty strange dude today.

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S-s-stop looking at me @dj123! Wasn't me!

Here's my post for round #8. https://steemit.com/easter/@intspekt/christ-he-felt-like-a-woman-or-the-day-eostre-laid-an-egg

Sharing here because it's prolly buried by now it's so old. I tried to submit on round #7, but didn't know the rules.

Now off to read the funnies...

Hello boys and girls! Here I leave my entry of round 8 https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@betavirosis/comedyopenmic-round-8-guess-guesser

@comedyopenmic judges secret reaction, when someone take lame entry in COM damu te cosita version : )
ey check this out : )
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@jayed007/comedy-open-mic-round-8-com-judges-secret-virtual-reaction-ny-damu-te-cosita

You should follow my wise advice

Here's my round #8 entry #1:
https://busy.org/@popsoz/comedy-open-mic-round-8-entry-1
Thanks for checking it out eSTEEMed comedy purveyors!!!

Going to try to post some genuine stand-up comedy for my entry#2

This is my second entry featuring the word jumble

https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@iamthegray/why-i-am-not-a-virgin-explicit-content

Blessings

Hello everyone here is my first entry in comedy open mic
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@adamkun/comedy-open-mic-round-8-a-legendary-married-man-and-his-activity
Hope you guys like this .
Thank you.

Comedy is most important in bad times. In good times people are like i don't need to laugh. In bad times people are literally saying, "I'm dying for a laugh."

Let me get the rules straight.

I should nominate 2 people

1 tag "comedyopenmic"

Include "Comedy Open Mic Round # [put the number of each round here]" in the title.

I have automatic upvotes from qurator and make a whale. Then am I disqualified?

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Hi Mineopoly,

one of the tags needs to be comedyopenmic but you can have other tags if you want.
The automatic upvotes from services like qurator and make a whale and steembasicincome won't disqualify you. Only if you use the bid-bots.

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Then my first real comic post is coming tomorrow. Thanks for welcoming me.

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Awesome! Love seeing new formats and ways people find of being funny.

Hello friends, this is my first entry to comedyopenmic to round 8, enjoy!
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@guitarkev/comedy-openmic-round-8-cute-baby-by-guitarkev

I want to join this contest again

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Feel free to, write a funny post and use the tag line comedyopenmic, will definitely check it out.

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yes, the contest committee is very nice and friendly

I really want to join this contest...

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Come join us then :)

Well, I guess I'll kick that can one more time. If this doesn't qualify, please let me know. Thanks.

P.S. There is a nip slip or five.

https://steemit.com/photography/@profanereviews/trash-the-dress

GREETING, i'm the ARROGANT CUTE guy who RUNG you to PITCH the idea of coming to the MOUNTAIN so you can watch me STRIP to get rid of my URINE and EVALUATE my PAIR of balls and SLIPPERY SHAFT.

I demand to get the word jumble prize NOW!

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  • in your entry post

WOW, 12 laps now? wonderful. I'm thinking about making the judges laugh a lot and in each of their laughs many positive points come up. Many successes @comedyopenmic

My donation didn't get mentioned? You've got five minutes before I flood this post with my dick pics 😁

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That was closer to four minutes.. This is why you don't get a mention belemo!

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Timezone difference 😁

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How are you at judging things?

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I'd judge myself as a solid 8/10 judge

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you up for judging a round of ComedyopenMic?

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Yeah, definitely! I was talking to DJ about this last week and I'm up for it like

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Come on now, you call that a flood, that's a dribble? Maybe if you have an inflamed prostate that would classify as a flood. We are all waiting with anticipation, for your sea of willies.

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My phone camera keeps saying "file too large"

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Don't get your hopes high, I hear there's a glitch in Android lately that shows the same message for even a microscopic image.
Might wanna update.

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RrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrOWSTED!

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Wow, That's really impressive.

I thought only girlfriends and wives would lie to their man like that. :P

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Smart phones getting smarter.

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The wallet in steemit has been acting up all day, we did not notice a contribution, sorry about that. Please remove the inappropriate picture below, and if you'd like to send us a photo of the transfer in discord we'd be happy to add you to the list.

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The wallet in my pocket was acting up all day as well. That's why I'll need to work some overtime next week.

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Oh damn, thought the photo would be funny but yeah, I'm taking it out. My bad

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I replaced it with a meme I made earlier for.my previous promo post

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that was a good post :)

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Yeah, we grow as a team 💪

Waw... Very good

wow nice photographer.And i also like COMEDAY.Thanks for share nice post

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wow nice comment.And i also like SPAMDAY.Thanks for share nice comment.

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HEY @aowal202 surprize us with a COM post, I think spammer can also make lots of $$$ doing comedy, don't you?

it's super easy:

Step 1:

  • 1 make original comedy, small short one or meme will do

Step 2:

  • nominate 2 other friends, spammer will do, but try to go for talented spammers

Step 3:

  • tag the post comedyopenmic

Your Upvote from a 40,000 SP @comedyopenmic account is guaranteed! No joke here :D

I finally did it! I don’t need to warn you - I not funny one... https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@nikisteem/comedy-open-mic-round-8-i-not-funny-one