I got a badge the other day. It said I've been dealing with yiu fuckers for a year now. And I must say its been a pleasure to dance for your entertainment. The pirouettes, the caterpillars and all thos sleepless night practicing the moon walk and all that just so I can readily have access to those sweet sweet upvotes.
Scientific research from the Steem Institute of Technology (SIT) have unequivocally shown that upvotes have a effect greater than cocaine and Viagra combined. With as little as 1% per day you too can give a friend of a poor Nigerian child ( I'm looking at you @belemo and @holybranches) a hard on for days.
SIT have also done research into flagging and it's effects on libido. Turns out flagging make some people really really horny. To the point where they will actively rub their own nipples and give themselves an inch or two with a finger to expedite the process. I dunno it was a really long research paper all I understood really was something about agrandizement but even that was hazy.