Join the WORST STEEMIT CONTEST #4 all losers win! (SBD + Whaleshares)

3년 전

COMMENT WITH THE LOWEST NUMBER OF UPVOTES WIN!

Yes, you are trying to be the worst contestant and not to get upvotes :D But others also want the main prize so they will try to spoil your chances of winning by upvoting your comment. Previous rounds proved that entering with ANY comment guarantee you some comment payout at the end and if not... Congrats! You won the main prize!

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THE WORST RULES:

  1. Write the worst joke in comments. (stupid, corny, offensive, unfunny, whatever:)
  2. Upvote/Resteem this post.
  3. Start upvoting your opponents comments to win!
    Don't forget to come back to check your position from time to time...

ENTER UNTIL:

Wednesday (December 13) - 22:00 GMT (+00:00)
(I will not count entries posted after this time.)

You can check your time difference here:
https://greenwichmeantime.com/timepiece/world-clock/world/

COMPETITION ENDS:

Saturday (December 16) - 22:00 GMT (+00:00)

THE WORST PRIZES:

WINNER: 10 SBD + 10 Whaleshares
1st RUNNER-UP: 5 Whaleshares
2nd RUNNER-UP: 5 Whaleshares
(+much more SBD in comment payouts..:)

*I only count first comment from each user.
*Don't be angry at me for upvoting. I keep it fair and try to upvote ALL your comments.
*I will do random pick in case more people have same number of votes.
*Some people tried to post endless white images to confuse people in comments so NO, those can't win.

You can check previous round here: https://steemit.com/contest/@lepton/winners-of-the-worst-steemit-contest-experiment-stats People used interesting strategies and some of them wrote hillarious entries so I look forward to reading your jokes again.

Lets make some SBD together and as always:
May the WORST player win!

@lepton

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Still???* Goes away now to mope *

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FULL HOUSE JOKE? Should I downvote your comment?

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Does Uncle Jesse have to help you learn a lesson about kindness at the end of this episode?

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My favorite DJ is DJ Tanner.

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My favorite tanners are the ancient Sumerians.

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Im celebrating 1200 followers by this simple contest for 3 SBD!
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@lepton Huzzah! Can't wait for the next WORST STEEMIT CONTEST, too!

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Im celebrating 1200 followers by this simple contest for 3 SBD!
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My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.

What Do You Call a Fly with no wings?

!! A WALK !! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...

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You know what no one talks about in public anymore - Pussy farts...

(George Carlin)

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Im celebrating 1200 followers by this simple contest for 3 SBD!
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I heard this on TV few years back.

The teacher ask a student:

"Can you give an example of an amphibious animal?"

The bright student replied,

"A frog"

The teacher ask another student:

"Can you give another example of an amphibious animal?"

The other student replied,

"Another frog".


Picture source: Pixabay.com

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Im celebrating 1200 followers by this simple contest for 3 SBD!
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Shit I did the same one. Its everywhere if you look up bad jokes

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Im celebrating 1200 followers by this simple contest for 3 SBD!
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Today a man knocked on my door to ask for a small donation to a local swimming pool

--I gave him a bowl of water

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Im celebrating 1200 followers by this simple contest for 3 SBD!
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Y'all should all upvote steamboard it can steal our game.

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Im celebrating 1200 followers by this simple contest for 3 SBD!
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DEAR GUYS Pls Treat your girlfriend like Toothbrush, don't let anyone touch or use it, only you and you alone. Keep it Clean and Safe.

(I know the girls are Happy now)
Also don't forget to change it every 3 months 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Im celebrating 1200 followers by this simple contest for 3 SBD!
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I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.

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Im celebrating 1200 followers by this simple contest for 3 SBD!
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I have kleptomania. Sometimes when it gets really bad, I take something for it.

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Im celebrating 1200 followers by this simple contest for 3 SBD!
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Im celebrating 1200 followers by this simple contest for 3 SBD!
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Worst contestant with Nasty & Offensive jokes.. ¿Huh?

¿What did God say when he made the second black man?

¡Fuck! I burned another one!!

(Yeah! I upvoted myself to lose the contest on purpose.) :p

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Im celebrating 1200 followers by this simple contest for 3 SBD!
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What's the Internet's favorite animal?
The lynx

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

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Im celebrating 1200 followers by this simple contest for 3 SBD!
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crazy contest ever but, it would be appreciated if a whale passes by... But only a mother fucking whale could upvote this!

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Im celebrating 1200 followers by this simple contest for 3 SBD!
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Last night I slept like a log. I woke up in the fireplace.

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Im celebrating 1200 followers by this simple contest for 3 SBD!
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i actually love this ! :-)

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tenor.gif

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Im celebrating 1200 followers by this simple contest for 3 SBD!
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I used to think the steemit "claim reward" on others wallet meant they just won some competition when i joined steemit newly..... Now don't upvote! I dont wish to claim rewards!

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Im celebrating 1200 followers by this simple contest for 3 SBD!
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I'd say you missed the mark... (?)

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Lol... you don't answer a rhetorical question 😂😂😂😂

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Did you hear about the brooms? .......They're sweeping the nation!

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Im celebrating 1200 followers by this simple contest for 3 SBD!
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“My mate sat on my pumpkin. He butternut squash it.”

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Im celebrating 1200 followers by this simple contest for 3 SBD!
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You're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out. What you are while you're in there?

European.

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now that is not funny not all europeans come frome Peniscola

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Im celebrating 1200 followers by this simple contest for 3 SBD!
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What's green, orange, black, and has no legs? Hell if I know

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Im celebrating 1200 followers by this simple contest for 3 SBD!
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Im celebrating 1200 followers by this simple contest for 3 SBD!
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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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Im celebrating 1200 followers by this simple contest for 3 SBD!
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Please i would like to have the worst price,because it the price i deserve.

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Im celebrating 1200 followers by this simple contest for 3 SBD!
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I ween to!

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Who will win in game of chess – Bush or Osama Bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin because Bush is missing two towers.

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Im celebrating 1200 followers by this simple contest for 3 SBD!
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Steemit is for dumbass people. Don't even dare upvote this..

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You prefer downvotes?

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I prefer upvotes in the right places.. 😁

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How does Moses prepare his tea? – Hebrews it.

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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

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My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say “Knock knock”, we’d say “Who’s there?”. Then she’d say “I can’t remember”… and start to cry.

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Im celebrating 1200 followers by this simple contest for 3 SBD!
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Q- How did the Mexican feel about the wall Trump's building?
A- He'll get over it.

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Im celebrating 1200 followers by this simple contest for 3 SBD!
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It's yellow and you can stand on it.
A chick.

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Im celebrating 1200 followers by this simple contest for 3 SBD!
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A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, 'Sorry we don't serve food here.

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Im celebrating 1200 followers by this simple contest for 3 SBD!
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I'm sure I won't get any upvotes 😊

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Im celebrating 1200 followers by this simple contest for 3 SBD!
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Wow. I have to comment . Nice .pls upvp

I don't think Hitler was actually such a bad guy...

After all,

He did kill Hitler.

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LOL! (that's what they want you to think)

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Im celebrating 1200 followers by this simple contest for 3 SBD!
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What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick

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You forgot the 404.

What does a crypto kitty say every 15 minutes ????........ Another one !!

Do you know where snowmen keep their money?
In nothing else, than a snow bank! :-)

I already won it with my love.

Que : How do you make a blonde fall from a tree?
Ans: WAVE at her

Please don't upvote me. I want to win this contest. 😜

You know what?, steemit is going crazy,..
Just imagine this contest😁😁😁

Sheesh! @lepton.. I'm almost sure I'd win The Worst Prize on this WORST STEEMIT CONTEST #4, if I didn't know that I'm a true "savage" to get THE LOWEST NUMBER OF UPVOTES thru my broadly loud soliloquy. }:)

Btw, ¡Upvoted & Resteemed! LoL

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Nice! I love PES stopmotion vids. Quacamole, Spagetti.. even the old one with human skateboard :D

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My girlfriend said that I do not listen to her at all. Well, or something like this ...

What do you get when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?

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You get nothing...

I noticed the bus driver is always reluctant to turnup the the volume of the music and one day when i asked he said he is conserving his fuel!

Hehe i think this is #worstjoke ever.

Why did the hamster cross the road?

IT WAS STAPLED TO THE CHICKEN

LELELELELELEEDLEEDLEEDLELULZZ

Q. What you give to injured lemons?
A. Lemonade.

how do whales clean their suits?

steem

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that one is fantastic !

What name do you give a puppy when it has no legs? You do not name it, because it does not come when you call .... (i even hate it to write it myself)

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hahaha, cruel but funny

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I allready did? :-) I voted for clubs :-)

The worst stupid, corny, offensive, unfunny, whatever joke.

Q) Why did the chicken cross the road? A) to get to the other side

I love to Work but I don't Work.
It's simply because if I do Work, it gets finished, and how can I finish something that I love so much!
Be lazy, think crazy!

Nice contest.

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Once upon a time... I ate pie... The end...