Officials Charging People Who Deliberately Cough on Others With Terrorism: As reports from all over the country circulate about people who’ve been using the coronavirus itself as a threat - by coughing on officers, threatening to cough on people around them, or contaminating merchandise at stores - more and more law enforcement agencies are now charging these perpetrators with “terrorism.”
Wait a minute, charging folks who deliberately cough - with terrorism? All I can say is, looks like I’ll be arrested and jailed immediately following my next prostate exam.
But, forget about all that. Hell, I get into a big coughing spell every time Trump opens his mouth about his wonderful coronavirus ratings or that damn hydroxychloroquine stuff he’s been hawking.