Best Chuck Norris Jokes and Facts!

4년 전
in fun

Hey steemit. Hope you are positive! Stick firmly to your chair! I tried to gather the best jokes from all other the internet, hope you like it!


  • Chuck Norris was born in the house he built.
  • Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed ten men! Than it exploded.
  • Chuck Norris tries to eat pickles as fast as he could so they don't fell too much pain.
  • God can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim on land!
  • Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong phone.
  • Chuck Norris knows the Victoria's Secret.
  • Chuck Norris does not sleep; he waits.
  • Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
  • Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
  • Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
  • When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
  • Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
  • Chuck can make fire by rubbing two ice cubes

Hope you enjoyed reading as much as i enjoyed listing them! :D Have a good day!

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I laughed :)