On April 14th the Detroit Zoo gave visitors a free bucket of poo.
I shit you not!
And the amount of poo given was limited!
Only the first 1,000 guests to the zoo's sixth annual GreenFest received a token for a 5-gallon bucket to be filled with free Detroit Zoo poo. Apparently the zoo wanted to show how they recycle waste.
Thanks but I will take your word for it.