Weekend Humour

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Some humour are straight forward. You see, or hear them and you burst out laughing. Others are more subtle. You need a second or two, to see the humour in them.

Paraprosdokians are an example, the punch line is dropped a second or two later, giving what was said an entire different meaning, where therein lies the humour. You will notice a lot of these in comedy shows. Stand-Up comedians use them a lot to get the laughs too.

Remember the ones you like and you can entertain your friends with them. A person who can make others laugh will always be well liked, and welcomed everywhere. Have a great weekend!

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A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life. - Robert Byrne

Some people say I’m a mean person, but it’s not true! I have the heart of a sweet man … in a jar, on my desk. - Unknown

Vegetarians live up to nine years longer than the rest of us. Nine horrible, worthless, bacon-less years. - Unknown

Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life! - Unknown

It’s no use crying over spilt milk. It’s better to mop them up laughing. - Unknown

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance. - Unknown

It’s always darkest before dawn. So, if you’re going to steal your neighbour’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it. - Unknown

A radical is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air. - Franklin Delano Roosevelt

Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Some people won’t admit their faults. I would, if I had any. - Unknown

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women. - Groucho Marx

Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly. - Conan O’Brien

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