#ZapFic contest Week 108: Excuse

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I really like those romantic scenes in 007 movies, when JB approaches a girl and sways her from her leg…



DSCF8667_crfssteemit.jpgSource: @lighteye’s photo archive – JB prepares for a date

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— Excuse me, miss, do we know each other?
— Yes, she said. You lit my cigar.
— Like every gentleman would.
— With a flamethrower, said the girl and removed false eye.
— Must be a mistake.
— In a dynamite warehouse!
She swung a prosthetic leg…

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Note: this contest was invented by and is hosted, judged and run by @felt.buzz

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