Yeah it’s me you shits, I always hated that “official” in front of my twitter account so I just got my, you know, actual name here. It was available which is pretty insulting. Also the fucking account took like 5 days so what the shit is that about. At least Steemit Inc. seems committed to looking committed. I'm on here now so what are you douchebags gonna do, pump this one up to oblivion as well, what? I'm not the real John McAfee you say, I’m another twitter hijacker on a new platform? How about I tell you how it is, I'm either a disgruntled former McAfee employee trying to have a bit of fun, or I'm McAfee himself, 50/50 chance either of us gets it right. Whichever one it is though, doesn't even fucking matter I bet you a dollar. How about that shiba coin, good shit but I'm sick of people calling my super rich gold plated ass a pumper, I have a Bentley. Catch my ICO 'pump' later on twitter I guess.
I'm here to stay until I get bored or sober up, like what the fuck is even going on right now.