Daily Jokes from SydesJokes for 18th January 2018

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Joke 1

Irish Proverb

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Original post: http://csyd.es/1/782


Joke 2

He who seeks rest finds boredom. He who seeks work finds rest. - Dylan Thomas


Joke 3

A couple often ate at a local restaurant and were amused to discover the simple way the eatery had of advertising its hours.

The door displayed four large letters that spelled the word "OPEN."

Then, after business hours, the "N" was moved forward to spell out "NOPE."


Joke 4

Q: Did you hear about the new restaurant that opened in India?
A: It's a New Delhicatessen.


Joke 5

A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on the Ferris wheel, but the husband wasn't comfortable with that. So the wife went on the ride by herself.

The wheel went round and round and suddenly the wife was thrown out and landed in a heap at her husband's feet.

Are you hurt? he asked.

Of course I'm hurt! she replied. "Three times around and you didn't wave once!"


Joke 6

The high school basketball coach had landed a job as head coach at a prestigious university. Thrilled about his new position, he was sure national fame and recognition would soon follow.

One morning, his wife called to him from downstairs. "Honey, you have a phone call," she said. "It's Sports Illustrated."

"This is it!" he thought to himself. "My big break!"

He practically fell in his rush down the stairs getting to the phone.

He picked up the receiver.

"Hello," the voice said. "This is Ron from Sports Illustrated. Now, for only 75 cents an issue..."


Joke 7

Donald Duck and Minnie Mouse were spending the night in a hotel room.

Donald wanted to have sex with Minnie.

The first thing Minnie asked was, "Do you have a condom?"

Donald frowned and said "No."

Minnie told Donald that if he didn't get a condom they could not have sex. "Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested.

So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms. "Yes, we do," the clerk said, and pulled one out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.

The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put that on your bill?"

No! Donald yelled. "What kind of a pervert do you think I am?"


Joke 8

Q: How do you clean ice off tall buildings?
A: With sky scrapers.


A beautiful soul

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@sydesjokes really find it difficult to pick my best out of ur write-ups and jokes, they are all very interesting, love reading them. Please keep it up.

Joke number 5 is hilarious

Joke number 5 is funny

Yes,
A beautiful soul always beautiful,
What a good concept.

I agree with you.

Joke 3 very funny! Lol

What a refresing saying, bless us more, please.

@sydesjokes your write-ups and jokes are always very interesting and funny, I find it hard to pick my best. Please keep sending interesting jokes. Very great job. Thank you.

#2 so true

I really liked the joke 5...
thanks as always for your jokes..

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Joke 2 is my favorite. Thanks

Thank u for jokes!

A beautiful soul will live forever indeed!

jajaja
I loved the joke #3

Blessings!

Joke 7. Hahahahaha Minnie so safe! Hahaha

I just found bedroom ha ha..

Joke 6 was very funny :D

Lovely jokes as usual

Nice joke

Needed a good laugh after a long hectic day, thanks.

@sydesjokes I'm new to Steam. There really is a lot to learn from your post. I try to read your post at least to each and try to get it so wait for your post to get it.

He who seeks problems will always find it

Hello! really that joke number 5 gave me a lot of laughter, it's very funny. Thanks for making me laugh.

The joke makes my bone cracks

Nice joke #2

Good post. .thanks

He who seeks rest finds boredom. He who seeks work finds rest. - Dylan Thomas

a lot of widom in joke 2

Joke 8 is good !

Damn, "joke" 3 is actually awesome. If I had a business, I would totally steal that idea!

Good collection. A welcome chuckle on a slow evening. Thanks.

You always make my day ...love joke no-5...haha...women !!

Looking forward to the weekend enjoy everyone and be safe :)

I was literally doing that in front of my pug last night and he was looking at me like WTF? lol

@sydesjokes really find it difficult to pick my best out of ur write-ups and jokes, they are all very interesting, love reading them. Please keep it up.

Joke number 5 is hilarious

Excellent post.