If You Got To Go Then You Have To Go

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Horrible experiences in life can be funny when you look at it in retrospect. A friend of mine told me how he embarked on a long journey to the eastern part of Nigeria but before the journey started he ate a lot of junk food because he didn’t come to the bus station on time and didn’t have time to go to a restaurant and eat proper food.

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How It All Started

The journey started without any troubles, the bus was a luxurious bus with many passengers in it. The take-off point was Lagos and the destination was Onitsha in Anambra state, South Eastern Nigeria. Everything was going smoothly until he immediately felt the need to fart. This wasn’t going to be a problem for him after all nobody will suspect he let out some gas since there were many passengers in the bus and the wind coming from the open windows will help spread the fart so that it doesn’t stay concentrated at a place. He kept letting out the gas and people had started to complain, but the posture of his face turned suspicions away from him. Lol.

It Wasn’t Just Fart Alone

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The way his tummy was rumbling made him to immediately understand that it wasn’t fart alone that was about to come out this time. He needed to do the hard stuff too, he needed to use the toilet as fast as possible, they hadn’t even gone 10% of the journey, people will start causing him if he were to tell the driver to stop so that he can go and get the shit outta him because they’ll say it is only babies that can’t control their urge to poo. He began to sweat profusely, he couldn’t sit still, his stomach was making a lot of rumbling noises. DRIVER STOOOOP was the next words that came out of his mouth, by this time tears were dropping from the side of his eyes, not because he was crying but because he has been squeezing his face and blowing his mouth all in a bid to calm his stomach.

The Snake

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The driver was gracious enough to stop for him and he jumped out as fast as he could and ran into the bush nearby to let out the poo. He undid his trousers, pushed them down his knees and as he was about to bend down to poo, he heard the sound of hissing and rattling behind him, he turned round to see what was making the noise and behold, it was a snake. He wanted to run but just felt frozen and it seemed to him that any step he took would make the snake attack him. The bus driver had started blowing the horn of the bus to indicate to him that they needed to continue the journey, he could hear passengers complaining, he was still staring at the snake and it wasn’t looking like it was going to go anywhere soon.

It Finally Went Away

He picked up courage, took a big leap and ran as fast as he could to the bus grabbing and adjusting his trousers as he ran. As he entered the bus he could hear people rumbling, hissing, and taking to each other, he didn’t need a soothsayer to tell him they were taking about him. Do you know the funny thing he realized as he sat down? The urge to use the toilet had gone away he wasn’t feeling the urge to fart again because fear had taken all that away, I guess nature had a way of sorting itself out in this case. He hid his face with his face cap and wished the journey would get to the end as quickly as possible. He never told anyone about the experience until recently because it was just so embarrassing.

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AMAZING POST!!!! This has been upvoted and resteemed by @minnowsupporter . Keep on Steeming with minnowsupporter for more :)

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@minnowsupporter thank you so really really much. I do appreciate your support.

Great post saw this through @minnowsupporter

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Nice story, I could imagine the situation as just as I have seen it, tell him not to have junk food again..

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Thanks for your comment and continuous support, I really appreciate it.

very funny with some advice as well!

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Yeah it is really funny, you can't how much laughter we had when the story was been told. Thanks for your support.

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Awesome story bro.
When fear strikes you,you forget everything.
I can relate with this guy when I am at work and couldn't use the toilet before because I wokeup late.Hahaha

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Man, looking back now you can laugh at it but I bit back then you couldn't see anything to laugh about the situation. Thanks for you comments.

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Yeah for sure man.
But we must live some moments like that so we can have some cool stories to tell 😁😁

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Very true my friend.

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When we face a trouble and same time we face an another trouble bigger than the first one...very true for some time

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Thanks so much for your comment. It seems to me you've been in a dear situation similar to this before. Lol.

Thought provoking, funny though. At those difficult times, you should know to use the magical word 'Ignore' regardless of what others think. After all, you are going to take the pain not them. And remember it can happen to them as well. If others see you weird, just don't respond or pretend as if you have not seen their reactions, this way you can answer them back for all their weird responses!!

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Thanks for reading and your comment. It is true, it can happen to anyone.

It proofs that every animal in the world has his benefits, even if really specific :)

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Thanks for your comment, yes it is true, every creature has its own benefit. That's the circle of life.

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very fun story..lol

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It is, thanks for reading.

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That was funny.
And at the same time, sadly, as fate is not fair, throwing tests one after another

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Corrected and working now.

Really funny story Thanks for the publication I'm following you

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This is very nice resteemed

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good experience. upvoted and resteemed.

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Not really a good experience, funny though. Thanks for your support.

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Too funny, reminds me of a few stories I've heard about similar events. Thanks for sharing!

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Yeah it's true. Thanks for your comment.