Horrible experiences in life can be funny when you look at it in retrospect. A friend of mine told me how he embarked on a long journey to the eastern part of Nigeria but before the journey started he ate a lot of junk food because he didn’t come to the bus station on time and didn’t have time to go to a restaurant and eat proper food.
How It All Started
The journey started without any troubles, the bus was a luxurious bus with many passengers in it. The take-off point was Lagos and the destination was Onitsha in Anambra state, South Eastern Nigeria. Everything was going smoothly until he immediately felt the need to fart. This wasn’t going to be a problem for him after all nobody will suspect he let out some gas since there were many passengers in the bus and the wind coming from the open windows will help spread the fart so that it doesn’t stay concentrated at a place. He kept letting out the gas and people had started to complain, but the posture of his face turned suspicions away from him. Lol.
It Wasn’t Just Fart Alone
The way his tummy was rumbling made him to immediately understand that it wasn’t fart alone that was about to come out this time. He needed to do the hard stuff too, he needed to use the toilet as fast as possible, they hadn’t even gone 10% of the journey, people will start causing him if he were to tell the driver to stop so that he can go and get the shit outta him because they’ll say it is only babies that can’t control their urge to poo. He began to sweat profusely, he couldn’t sit still, his stomach was making a lot of rumbling noises. DRIVER STOOOOP was the next words that came out of his mouth, by this time tears were dropping from the side of his eyes, not because he was crying but because he has been squeezing his face and blowing his mouth all in a bid to calm his stomach.
The driver was gracious enough to stop for him and he jumped out as fast as he could and ran into the bush nearby to let out the poo. He undid his trousers, pushed them down his knees and as he was about to bend down to poo, he heard the sound of hissing and rattling behind him, he turned round to see what was making the noise and behold, it was a snake. He wanted to run but just felt frozen and it seemed to him that any step he took would make the snake attack him. The bus driver had started blowing the horn of the bus to indicate to him that they needed to continue the journey, he could hear passengers complaining, he was still staring at the snake and it wasn’t looking like it was going to go anywhere soon.
It Finally Went Away
He picked up courage, took a big leap and ran as fast as he could to the bus grabbing and adjusting his trousers as he ran. As he entered the bus he could hear people rumbling, hissing, and taking to each other, he didn’t need a soothsayer to tell him they were taking about him. Do you know the funny thing he realized as he sat down? The urge to use the toilet had gone away he wasn’t feeling the urge to fart again because fear had taken all that away, I guess nature had a way of sorting itself out in this case. He hid his face with his face cap and wished the journey would get to the end as quickly as possible. He never told anyone about the experience until recently because it was just so embarrassing.
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