My Book Just Went Live on Amazon

2년 전

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After almost a year of sitting around in my underwear getting drunk and researching the sick and twisted history of everything from Christmas to the Bubonic Plague I finally collected enough posts to call it a book. Thank you to everyone who gave their feedback on the cover and title. I wound up going with "Super Happy Fun Facts." This book would have never happened if it weren't for Steemit and the wonderful community here so thank you all for being a part of this journey with me.

I wanted to do something a little more focused for the title but the range of shit I cover was so broad I just kept it generall. If you've been a faithful reader of my blog there isn't anything new in here other than some tweaks and typo fixes, but now you can give this book to your elderly conservative relatives as a gift and watch them have an aneurysm after reading all the profanity and dark ass humor. If that happens I hope you invite me to the funeral. It also makes a great gift for bar mitzvahs.

Most importantly, if my book gets some traction it will hugely motivate me to start churning out new content for the next edition. I could really use the motivation because I haven't been getting shit done lately so spread the word! On that note, if anyone has any knowledge of how to market books on a budget I'll give you a handjob in exchange for some guidance.

Here's a link to the Kindle version.

And here's one for the paperback.

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Powerful @😡🐐!
Congrats on moving forward with this, that's a massive step dude!
Always in support of you sharing your twisted mind and genius humour with the world:

TWO copies purchased, because I have a friend in Portland who's going to smoke spliffs and laugh his ass off when he gets the copy of your book I bought as his birthday gift.

Looking forward to writing an amazing review on Amazon brother!

Congrats mate! The first one feels great doesn't it? Hope you get a lot of sales. Resteemed


I've published a bunch of trashy romance and some shameless money grab books. This is the first one I really believe in. Thanks for the resteem.


Oh, sorry, I had no idea you'd published quite a lot of books. No shame in shameless money grabbing if you own it, it's only embarrassing if you deny it and pretend it is something different.

I wish you all the best. Oh, and I've just shared the link to my 'Lewis J F Clarke' facebook page. Hopefully it reaches a brand new audience and generates more sales and potential reviews

Aw wow! I'm going to buy it! And I just did despite the offers of reading it for free on Kindle unlimited :0D


That's fuckin awesome. Thanks! Could you leave a review on Amazon for it? I'd love to hear what your friends think of it when you get it.


As soon as it's read, I will leave a review! Just opened my Kindle and tada!!


That's awesome.. hope you sell a bunch !tip


Thanks. Plan A was to get rich posting on Steemit, but that didn't work, so on to plan B. Hopefully it works because plan C is getting a real job, and fuck that.

Gonna grab the paperback version while I’m down in Vegas this week. Looks awesome, sure I’ve read most of it already, but would be great to be able to hand it around Canada like that hustler magazine we found under Detroit in the eighties.

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Holy shit that's fucking awesome. Could you leave a review on Amazon for me?


Done. Read it cover to cover on the flight home. Few spelling mistakes and poor work on Amazons part in the editing/layout, but all in all a tour de force. Great job EH

Howdy sir madgoat! Congratulations, I went to Amazon and it looks really looks amazing and the price is great too. That's a ton of information you got in there, how many pages is it?
Next time I order a book from them, which shouldn't be long I'll pick one up and write a great review.


Please, please leave me some reviews. They are the gift that keeps on giving. I think the book came out to 122 pages. I would have liked it to be longer but I had to cut out a lot of chapters because I was talking shit about living people and I don't want to get sued.


haha! that's wise to cut out stuff about living people. Did you get some help from people on Steemit?

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