Themadgoat Vulgar Meme Contest! Win Steem Basic Income and a Ticket to Hell

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Do you like free money? If so, you are in the right place. If you don’t, you’re full of shit and your parents don’t love you because you are a lying liar who lies.

Right about now you are thinking to yourself, “That was a funny joke. I was drawn into the joke because it established a common ground between the author and the audience by pointing out how everyone loves free money. Then the joke doubled down on that concept by attacking people who don’t share that same viewpoint. The end of the joke uses the words “Lying liar who lies.” That is an Example of alliteration, which is the conspicuous repetition of identical initial consonant sounds in successive or closely associated syllables within a group of words. I copied and pasted that definition from Wikipedia. Wait, how did I copy and paste things from Wikipedia when I’m still just sitting here thinking to myself? Best not dwell too hard on that. Didn’t Al Franken publish a book in 2003 called “Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them?” I think he got chased out of office for grabbing some titties or something. I can’t remember the specifics. I wonder what Arsenio Hall is up to these days…”

There are many contests on Steemit that award prizes and generally foster a sense of community and engagement. I support this because it is good, and I like good things. Things that are good are overwhelmingly agreed upon to be good. That is something I can get behind and support. (Insert penis joke about getting behind someone) … (Hahaha, I said insert penis!) I’m on a fucking roll here.

Alright, so here’s the deal. Steemit is a wonderful community of wholesome people who are full of love and shit. We’re also all here for the money, so quit lying to yourself. For too long now, cynical assholes and bitter shut-ins have been woefully underrepresented on Steemit. For this reason, I have decided to host a meme contest for the vulgarly inclined. We desperately need some shit to cover up the smell of patchouli that infests our fair community.

Contest Rules

  • Make a meme out of the options at the bottom of this post. I chose memes because they are easy and everyone can do them.

  • You have three options to choose from. You can use one, or all of them. I don’t give a fuck. Enter as many times as you want. I don’t give a fuck.

  • The first tag on your post needs to be “madgoatmemecontest” so I can find all the entries. Feel free to post them in the comment section here, but you don’t have to. Read and upvote other people's entries. You technically don't have to, but bitter hateful people need validation the most so in the spirit of community building, let's get a group hug going on.

  • Memes must be offensive, cynical, bitter, inappropriate, stupid, corny, etc. Basically, don’t say things that Bob Saget would say on “Full House.” But anything Bob Saget would say in his standup routine is good. Basically, if Deadpool entered the contest he would win.

  • Things like racism and homophobia are bad, but it is possible to do while being funny. Laughter breaks down walls better than fists. That is the beauty of comedy. There is a difference between being “inappropriate” and “Hateful” but anyone who isn’t a retard already knows that.

Good Example: What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on top of him? “Get off me homes!”
Good Example: What do you call a bouncer at a gay bar? “A flame thrower.”

  • YOU WILL BE DISCQUALIFIED if you:
    Are wholesome
    Mention ANY crypto currency
    Mention Steemit or anything Steemit related.

  • Things that are encouraged, but not necessarily required:
    Dead baby jokes
    Blasphemy
    Rape jokes
    Misandry
    Chauvinism
    Fat Shaming
    Politics (But, if you use words like “Libtard” or “Conservatard” go ahead and shoot yourself in the face because you are responsible for everything wrong with the world right now)

  • Contest runs until this post pays out.

Important part- Money

I am giving away 10 SBI (Steem Basic Income) to the winner that tickles my inappropriate funny bone the best. Yeah, I want you to tickle my bone.

But wait, there’s more!

100% of the payout of this post will be spent on SBI for the winner, in addition to the initial 10, up to 50 Steem…so 50 possible SBI plus 10…that equals…I suck at math. It’s somewhere around a possible 60.

But Wait, there’s more!

On the off chance the payout on this contest is more than 50, I will award up to 25 SBI to a second-place winner. On the off chance the contest gets upvoted more than 75 steem, I’ll just keep awarding winners in blocks of 25 until it runs out. If this contest is successful we’ll keep doing it. You don’t have to upvote, resteem, or anything, but it would help your odds of winning because of the things I just said in this paragraph.

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Important Part- Memes

I have chosen these memes because they require you to actually make a joke instead of just shitposting some lazy, unfunny garbage that would probably win Fibra59's meme contest.

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Thanks for the laughs. I sent you 5 STEEM.. add it to the prize pool

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Cool. Thanks Dave. You should enter and try to win it back.

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Oh shit! Coming out swinging. @scan0017, you are setting the bar for sleaze and filth.

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Thank you, O furious one!
Nothing filthier than skeeball!

Updated my entry... mmm need to find a specific image then will have another update, for now, this is the latest addition to my entry posts :)

Your convulsions make me hard


My imgflip link

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Lol im going to hell am i not??!!!

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Think I covered some bases there.

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Brilliant! I especially like the Benghazi one. Sadly, I know people like that.

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Glad to see all is well on the homefront🖤 missed you amigo!

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Solid punchline. Keep up the filth.

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Lol i see i ruined it by omitting the word what!! But thank god you soeak mimiand figured it out!! Such is life i guess...

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I like, but it should have a darker ending.

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Lol i should have known better!! I'm sure you showed him the timr of his life 🤣🤣🤣

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Darker ending.... Anyone else thinks that sounds like gaping? :)

Great work mimi

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Lol thanks dude!! I have no idea what gapping is BTW!! I'm also too scared to Google!! I also think tjis probably means you are way more demented than me!

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You don’t want that word in your search history.

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Lol i'm glad i trusted my instincts!! I will just go on my merry way being completely oblivious!!

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Automatic maximum effort upvote, excited to read your latest mischief now 🤩😂

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Thank you for your contribution to spreading filth on the internet. I hope to see an entry from you. based on your posts about how much you've increased your testosterone levels lately I'm sure you've got some aggression to let out.

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What did we say about lying?

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I've been waiting for this moment. edit Fuck rules

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I am going to be searching for an excuse to use that gif of a burning dumpster fire from now until I die, and I thank you for that.
The XRP and fan/cock and balls graphic went over my head though. What is that?

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XRP is a centralized bank owned crypto and the fan cock is their shitty old logo. It's more like a floating dumpster fire than a crypto so technically no rules were broken. Here is a version I cleaned before adding memes, burn it all!
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I call this one "Cop, Ethiopian, and the Unreachable Donut"
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I have no idea how to respond to this.

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If confusion and uncertainty were aphrodisiacs I would rival Genghis Kahn in progeny

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Kindred spirits in goatland 🙂😀

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Thanks for saying that Nikki; I have no idea what SBI is either. Looking forward to your me me.

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SBI gives you upvotes on your posts for life. It’s like buying votes but with no shame.

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looks like someone out there thought your post was as funny as I did. Trust me, If I could influence people to drop $20 votes I'd be using them on myself. Congratulations.

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Bravo @beograd!
Enter again!!!
Awesome idea for a contest 😂😊

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haha! sir madgoat! very funny stuff, a lot of laughs so thanks for that!

As a follower of @followforupvotes this post has been randomly selected and upvoted! Enjoy your upvote and have a great day!

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Congrats!! You have been awarded the SHAA award!!! Thanks for making steemit a brighter place. For more details, check out the award post here

P.S. I'm not a bot! Please dont yell at me, you both scare and intrigue me lol!

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That's pretty cool. Thanks. I hope your award becomes a big deal, for completely selfish reasons. I resteemed you, so maybe you can get a few more eyeballs on you.

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Thanks dude!! I appreciate the support, selfish or not!! I think its a pretty cool initiative as well, but thats just be being biased!!

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This would the hands-down winner if that middle panel had specific and relatable PMS bitching in it.
Either way. you made me throw up in my mouth a little, and that means a lot.

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Did not have anyone on pms handy and since I shutdown when the bitching starts I am a bit vague on what gets said. Thank you glad it still has some merrit.

Take my cents, I never dive in to this steemit alley until I saw an entry to your contest. I am just a spectator passing by. Love the humor!