Jokes no. 3 laughing time....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

4년 전

HUSBAND    : I lost my wife , she went shopping &hasn't come back yet.

INSPECTOR : what is her height ?

HUSBAND    : I never checked.

INSPECTOR : Slim or healthy ?

HUSBAND    : Not slim, can be healthy.

INSPECTOR : Colour of eyes ?

HUSBAND    :  Never noticed .

INSPECTOR : Colour of hair ?

HUSBAND    : Changes according to session .

INSPECTOR : What was see wearing ?

HUSBAND    : Not sure weather it was a dress or a suit. 

INSPECTOR : Was she driving ?

HUSBAND    : Yes. 

INSPECTOR : Colour of the car ?

HUSBAND    : Black Range Rover with super charged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse   

                        power teamed with an eight speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual    

                        mode . And it has fully led headlights , which use emitting  diodes for all light  

                        functions and  has a very thin scratch on the front left door................ And than the

                        husband crying.....

INSPECTOR : Don't worry sir.... We will find your car... 😂😂😂😂    

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