Jokes no. 3 laughing time....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

4년 전

HUSBAND    : I lost my wife , she went shopping &hasn't come back yet.

INSPECTOR : what is her height ?

HUSBAND    : I never checked.

INSPECTOR : Slim or healthy ?

HUSBAND    : Not slim, can be healthy.

INSPECTOR : Colour of eyes ?

HUSBAND    :  Never noticed .

INSPECTOR : Colour of hair ?

HUSBAND    : Changes according to session .

INSPECTOR : What was see wearing ?

HUSBAND    : Not sure weather it was a dress or a suit. 

INSPECTOR : Was she driving ?

HUSBAND    : Yes. 

INSPECTOR : Colour of the car ?

HUSBAND    : Black Range Rover with super charged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse   

                        power teamed with an eight speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual    

                        mode . And it has fully led headlights , which use emitting  diodes for all light  

                        functions and  has a very thin scratch on the front left door................ And than the

                        husband crying.....

INSPECTOR : Don't worry sir.... We will find your car... 😂😂😂😂    


Authors get paid when people like you upvote their post.
If you enjoyed what you read here, create your account today and start earning FREE STEEM!
STEEMKR.COM IS SPONSORED BY
ADVERTISEMENT