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Hi ilt-yodith,

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I'm not very good in maths but I'm pretty sure it'll be very difficult to drive seven lambos at once even if you include a dick and two breasts to steer and pedal with

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hmm, he might not be talking about you when he says indie-geniuses....they be the ones who can drive multi-lambos with just 1 dick on the pedal

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That's the kinda dick that drives them crazy

yeah i figured an avocado lover would write such green nonsense bias

i can see you'll be a a top notch example to all your barb wire tattoo impregnation barista career not withstanding

you do realize your only real competition here is your independent peniuses right?

2 claps not the sticky needing a shot kind, nor like wha thor bleches out after a hearty meal, but more akin to the thundering fart that follows after

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Content is for dirigibles and other people native to Australia

you mean like this https://steemit.com/humor/@nathankaye/it-certainly-is-at-my-place-but-how-did--2018-09-07-06-40-16