Put Your Head Down and Get That Crypto (Original Rap Parody)


Brand new dapp heart attack stacking divs like Santa’s sack
fat ICO watch it grow now i can afford my cheerios
moon fantasies private keys hash values merkle trees
rootstock zsnarks don’t forget your private seed
hot wallet cold wallet call me while its hot before it drops like bitcoin in 2018 we got
greed vs fear bitconnect cant we connect and not wreck each other like we're lacking respect
copy paste launch date try and keep a straight face reinvest ROI do your best to be on time
lost an ETH to gas fees tryin to fight the SEC this Dapp was a catastrophe blockchain got the best of me
xrp, ltc, bat, identity, amenities for enemies and frenemies in front of me
exception thrown in code bait Ethereum blockchain make me wait pump and dump these stupid chumps i like my divs in big fat clumps

put your head down and get that crypto

fomo'd in 10,000 tron refresh the page and its all gone
trevon james'll change his name craig grant holy rant crypto clover steamrolla
batman another scam youtubers screwtoobers preaching all to newtoobers
reinvest my divs again hang myself and went all in
hanging with the OG's only Og's hold their private keys
Donald trump he holds a key Russia is the enemy
Hilary Clintons lost email with blockchain tech would not have failed
the truth is hidden in the code this chain of blocks cannot erode
the value of true sovereignty soon youll see blockchain set us free
we got weak peaks and wiki leaks petite Saigon julian
just sun scam on tron playin up vitalik buterin
bears vs bulls is a bunch of bull we know bitcoins infallible
john mcaffee is just like me one million dollar BTC
by 2020 they will see Americas debt has to go you know what
lets pay it off with crypto

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Lol. That was hilarious, I was laughing the whole time.
Nice tune and Lyrics. Hahaha!


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