Recreational Outrage at Emojis! Day 13

3년 전

There's no doubt you will absolutely agree:

That keeping the young people in your life safe from harm is a moral imperative that we all share.

Knowing this, I'm sure that the obvious meaning of this next emoji will get YOU as recreationally outraged as I am!

Think of the children!

Take a guess which one I'm referring to:

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Can you figure out which of these emojis is threatening the future of our children's lives?

Which emoji brazenly puts kids in harms way?

Which emoji would have Nancy Reagan spinning in her grave, if she knew it existed?

You know exactly which one I'm talking about:

The obvious answer:

Poo emoji.

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The emoji designers have such a terrifying agenda for suppressing and harming women, mocking liberal politicians, disrespecting us with the ghosts of our beloved pets, and NOW, they do not just dangle danger right before our children's eyes, they are literally pointing the way!

It's plainly obvious to woke adults:

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Let's go through the thought process of your average 6 year old's head when seeing this emoji...

And how the sinister emoji makers' evil plot...

Seeks to HARM all the children
in the WORLD!!!

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Here's a breakdown of that young child's thought process when seeing this emoji, and why this emoji, over all the others, poses the greatest threat to the youth of the world:

  1. Poo!

  2. HAPPY poo! (Giggle)

  3. Happy poo with BIG, DILATED pupils!...

  4. Anthropomorphized features on a pile of poo 💩 causing subconscious, positive associations with the poo... The poo 💩 is my friend!

  5. Epigenetic cues linking the happy smile and the dilated pupilsWITH the poo...

  6. I must find poo with mushrooms 🍄 growing on the poo 💩 and eat them...
    Then I can get as high as that Tesla Elon Musk just shot into space!

Ask ANY 6 year old about this emoji, and you'll get that same above answer, every single time.

THAT'S got me recreationally outraged!!!

Save the children!

Fling the poo!

Right. Into. The Waste Bin.

Seducing children with the promise and source of psychedelia is a wanton disregard for their safety and well-being.

Children should wait until at least the age of 9 before using illegal recreational substances.

Disclaimer for the idiots of the world:

These are just jokes, folks.

Don't do drugs...

Until college.

More recreational outrage at offensive emojis all month long!

Have a fantastic day Steemit!

You know I love you ❤️

@scan0017 😘

PS: Don't let the emojis trick you into using illegal substances.
Prison probably sucks.

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So funny 😂😂😂😂 @scan0017

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wow awesome dude the great way you present! lovely cheer !

hahaha I agree with you
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Great and amazing post.
Truly,very creative and funny. 😂😂

Thank you so much @scan0017 for sharing this awesome post.

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welll amazing restreem thanks for sharing

I love emoji & moji. They tell a story, even 6 year old can understand them. Whether that's a story about whats wrong with you, your life, your emotions, your feelings or a story about how you danced your butt off last night, those little symbols capture so much. But if you thought you were good at using emoji to tell your story, think again. You can use them to express you emotions or your point, but your story you always have to put in words. The most I love about emoji and moji is that all generations including 5,6,20,35,65...years old are using them.
This “moji” is my favorite:

Sir you trully said,emoji designers have such a terrifying agenda for suppressing and harming women, mocking liberal politicians, disrespecting us with the ghosts of our beloved pets
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Nice post bro @scan0017
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uvoted resteem haha love it mavilious post!

Very funny and dangerous, you have to save children from these evil emoji.
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Thank you for making once again post with cute emojies 😃 its pretty much cool, i would love to see your post about many new emojies which i liked it most ❤

I Resteemed your lovely Post!

hahahaha, how funny.

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totally agree, this is an emoji, which adult can enjoy, the children cause harm.

Ooh @scan , this one also?
Before reading you articles i never thought of this. . . . You are great sir, these emojis designers will think they can hide these thing but they don’t about you that you are the Best
Thank you Once again @scan

Hahahah...@scan0017 i like the emoji's... So funny...Poo poo...Hahahahah

Wow its really amazing emojis and very funny. I appreciate you. Wish you avery happy and bright future.

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Thanks for information @scan0017 upvote and resteemed 🤗

Poo emjio very funny and amzing
Thanks for sharing keep it up God bless you

exsilent funny post sir U5drUbdAykLGbAifzgM7weKFpDujwPh_640x480.png

i love your post amazing ,mavilious resteem and upvotes sir@scan007

Really Awesome emoji It's explain alot of thing in one seen @scan0017

Ok, I did not see him coming. I think this poop is related to hallucinogens.
jajajaj
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Esto es verdaderamente peligroso.

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"Don't do drugs... until college"

hahahah

I never noticed before but those pupils really are dilated!! Maybe it was high!

hello scan0017. I like your post and bright colorful photos. thanks for sharing this post.

@scan0017, Dearest friend, Absolutely tremendous emoji's creating.
Nice decorations indeed funny styleeee....
I wanna rockkkyyyyy with your blog.
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Thank you once agin for making this post which is adorable and informative ❤️
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hahaha is offensive but sometimes necessary because there are certain people that cause to call them as the emoji ... greetings friend @scan0017 always brightening the day.images.jpg

Hey @scan0017 how re you 😀😀😀 Resteemed and upvoted 👍👍

Skull, devil, evil and much more emoji collections entire this post.
You follow various journey I've seen after followed you. Highly appreciate your effort to provide your followers via funny posts. Well said and all are encourage us. Wish you the success.

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Great post
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It's so funny story .... resteemed....upvoted@scan0017

Nice funny collections . wonderful post And creative ideas
thanks for sharing
For your post propagation.
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very funny.
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wow very nice post.

@scan0017
Very cool and funny best collections.thanks for sharing
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That awesome post. creativity idea & funny story & video.
@scan0017
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problem solved 😂😂😂😂

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The wonderful post. it is great :). thanks for sharing
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Very good publication about the poop emoji, really fun.
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Ohhhh God a poop that bad example and danger for the little ones I am recreationally very angry.

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Lol never seen such an explanatory explanation on Poo before ;)

Lol im enjoying 1st time im visit ur blog really its very funny post thanks for sharing @scan0017

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Ha ha ha......Its so funny...i agree with you....#resteem your post and upvote done............

I asked my cousin of 6 years who thought about that emoji and told me it was chocolate ice cream. I really laughed his response hahahahahahaha
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jajajaj is a poop with a face, it is a happy poop, I must play with the poop haha the poop is my friend. Rays not hahahaha

hello @scan0017 you do an incredible job and you are right this emoji should not exist poor children. greetings upvote and resteem

esta en peligro el futuro de nuestro niños, pronto hay que hacer algo para salvarlos. jajaja poop is crying

My favorite emoji, I knew what was behind those eyes and that nice smile, a poop drugged omg, lol.

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'Children should wait until at least the age of 9 before using illegal recreational substances.'
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Absolutely!
That's what I did.
Does it show?
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What should I say... 😁

mission complete.

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great funny.amagin.

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very funny emojis! that's a very nice story.
excellent boss.