A few evenings ago 'session two o'clock, or possibly it was three,
An elephant with sparkling tusks came pursuing me.
His trunk was wavin' noticeable all around a' spoutin' planes of steam
A' he was out to gobble me up, yet at the same time I didn't shout
Or on the other hand let him see that I was terrified - a superior idea I had,
I just got away from where I was and slithered in bed with father.