Ghost still cracks jokes

2년 전

Ghost 1: Hey
Ghost 2: Hey
Ghost 1: How did you die??
Ghost 2: I was mistakenly locked up in a
refrigerator. At first, i was chilling, then, i started
freezing, and then, i couldn't breathe again... i died of suffocation.
Ghost 1: Wow.... what a sad way to die.
Ghost 2: Yeah. How did u die?
Ghost 1: I died of heart attack.
Ghost 2: What happened?
Ghost 1: My wife cheated on me. i came back home and saw a man's pair of shoes. then, i
rushed to the bedroom and met only my wife
there. She was naked. i knew there was a man in
the house coz my neighbor told me. and the
man was still in the house as my wife was
undressed and scared. so, i started running and searching the whole house. i searched in the kid's
room, kitchen, toilet, bathroom, wardrobe and
dinning. i couldn't find him and i was very tired of
running, so i got a heart attack.
Ghost 2: IDIOT!!!! If u had checked the refrigerator
we would have been both alive by now

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