If you have been following my steemfest posts this week I apologize... I mean, I'm not sorry or anything, I just think I owe it to my fans to be honest and admit that despite my proximity to the actual event and the famous steemians in attendance, I have yet to do little more than chase Ned and do a fuckton of drugs.
Like seriously, BKK is lit! This bag of ketamollicaine is getting low but I'm high as a kite.. Something I learned at this festival is that if you have enough psychedelics and an internet connection you can be in many places at once. For instance, at this moment I'm assimilating the part of me that died in a field fighting for King Henry V as well as at home making a fatty dank grilled cheese sandwiche and making killer memes.
Obviously I'm physically in Bangkok dosed up watching the steemfest live feed in my room with Ned working on the ultimate proof of hug..Oh yeah so I found Ned in the temple and I puddled him this fine fluff lsd 25 and I have been babysitting him ever since. He just kinda babbles on about how he is deepcrypto8's bitch ? Like WTF does that even mean? I tell him to stfu,relax, and astral project back to Austin circa 2015..
Where am I? Ahh, that's right, working on my masterpiece post that will change the world. That's my fourth plane of existence, right? Medieval Sir, grilled cheese master, hugging Ned, and posting, yep 4D unlocked! Let's talk 5D where we transcend time and space. Shall we?
Sitting here with Elongated Musky, some siamese Miles Davis/John Coltrane, and Tesla at the zero point club the discussion has organically become a synopsis of Inception the movie. I can't escape Leo!!! We then argued about why Martin Scorsese would destroy Socrates in an MMA fight and finally we all agreed to focus on the best way to proceed with infiltrating blockchain technologies that won't lead to the demise of carbon based life forms.
Trust me when I say you guys ducked things up big time and proof of hug turned out to kinda be the answer to everything. That's why I needed Ned originally in this discussion, because it turns out the dpos frankensteem he spawned turned aggroed into the first Trillionaire and ultimately that is the pinpoint where humanity died.
Fuuuuuck I'm peaking again. I bet I could fly out of this window and find the best pad Thai anyone has ever had and put it inside a grilled cheese sandwich with organic stuff and meatless meat. I feel like I've been writing for an eternity and the sadness is seeping in to my steem Tom yam with squid.. Yes, it has been forever now and now is the eternal time that I know I've said far too much and could be irrevocably funking up the timeline that leads to the greatest caturday post ever.. That is the impetus which creates the timeline that battles the trillionaire troll king monster and saves eternity from infinity. So, yeah Ned and I are going to hug it out until things go back to a time where steem payouts were in the thousands and I had never heard of a blockchain..
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