Nerds are the new Porn Stars?

5년 전


I had been trapped in the box of state-formed thinking, admiring Amia Miley, Alexis Texas and the other greats, when it struck me.

Nerds are the new pornstars.

'Sign function' Satoshi, 'VB.NET' Vitalik and now our Steem nerd-gods.

No longer shall our knees weaken at voluptuous tits.

Our jaws shall gape and we shall drool at the sight of well formed, voluptous brains.

No longer do the soothing inviting words 'Big boy', excite our passion. 

No, Buzzwords have now taken over. 'Blockchain', 'Peer to peer', 'Database'

I, for one, welcome this new paradigm. 

And can't wait to see Pornhub out of business.

(They never gave me the 1 month free trial they promised when I signed up!)
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pornhub is probably not going out soon...

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Apparently demand is quite stable yes..

The original:
Most desirable man ever to live on planet earth

She whispered seductively into his ear ... "If you come to bed now, I'll transfer my Curation rewards to you." He began to rise from the computer desk. Just as he was about to switch off the monitor ... a whale upvoted his story....

A little nerd porn fantasy ...

What would you do next if you were him?

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Brilliant. Would read the story.

More like talk hi-tech :)

Remember "Idiocracy" :D
Eating Food with Legs porn.