Daily Steemit Faucet post for 18th May 2018 **FAUCET OPEN**

4년 전

STEEMIT Matters

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I will share the full post reward with all the people who Comment (jokes and motivational/inspirational quotes) and Upvote this post . If anyone wants to donate additional SBD as a sponsor you will be mentioned as a sponsor in the daily Faucet posts. Minimum donation to be a sponsor is 0.100 SBD.

No registration needed as the only thing people need to do is Comment and UpVote the post to be added to the days payout. Payouts will be calculated after 24 hours automatically so no further action needed.

Please make sure you Comment and Upvote while the Faucet is Open. If you do this after the Faucet is Closed you won't receive a share of the days payout.

Comments and Upvotes on these Steemit Faucet posts will NOT be counted towards my weekly payout.

Check the STEEMIT Matters Facebook Group. Give your Steemit ID or you won't be allowed into this Closed Group.

Today's Sponsors are:

Please follow them and Comment/Resteem/Upvote their posts to show gratitude.

Faucet Jackpot

If a Daily Faucet post gets over 600 comments or 800 upvotes, whichever comes first, the below 14 SBD sponsor donations will be added to that days payout.

The Faucet Jackpot target will rise on future posts.

New sponsor donations will be added to the below list until the Faucet Jackpot target above is reached. Sponsors should send a minimum of 1 SBD to @sydesjokes with a memo of "Faucet Jackpot donation".

SponsorSBD Donated
@sydesjokes10.000
@joanstewart2.500
@fhstralow1.500
Total14.000

Faucet Payouts

The minimum withdrawal limit is 0.300 SBD (this may need to be changed later) to reduce the number of payments I need to send out each day. I have created a Pending Payments page where people can check their SBD balance to see how close they are to getting their next payout --> http://csyd.es/Steemit/PendingPayments/

If you want your payout before it reaches 0.300 SBD or you want to convert payout to Superior Coin (you will need a Kryptonia.io account and provide your name there) send 0.001 SBD to @SydesJokes and request it. For early withdrawals, except for converting to Superior Coins, there will be a 5% Early Withdrawal Fee. This may take 24 to 48 hours so please be patient.

Buy SuperiorCoin -> http://csyd.es/BuySUP/

Register for a Kryptonia account and earn SuperiorCoins for doing tasks.

Join my SydesJokes Faucet Discord channel.

Past Faucet Posts

Faucet DateSponsorsCommentsUpvotesSBD Payout
17th May 201882485342.60
16th May 2018102235302.30
15th May 201892335372.50
14th May 201882515582.40
13th May 2018102245252.40
12th May 201871925202.10
11th May 201882415642.40
9th May 2018113005532.80
8th May 201882905653.20
7th May 2018102015342.50
6th May 2018102425133.20
5th May 2018102675603.20
4th May 201882725493.00
3rd May 201892965783.00
2nd May 2018112505424.50
1st May 2018112405453.00
Faucet Posts for April 2018567812827104.70
Faucet Posts for March 2018380711626147.50
Faucet Posts for February 201823917673211.00
Faucet Posts for January 201850025940213.81
Faucet Posts for December 201790572719.00
Totals2175347500741.11


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Life is great when you decide to take it in your hands.
Even better when somebody loves you the way you want and can give her/him back

Awesome, thanks as always.

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Nothing is more powerful than an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo

thank you for this faucet!

Now I'm on Steemit :)

Adapt the remedy to the disease.

Today, this is my job!

LOL!

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I love it and I will have dreams of doing this now!

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Yeah!

You can do magic! ;)

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Hahahaha omg

Wink wink...

Very nice, I am here, present!

Welcome to 18th May 2018 FAUCET.

You are really such a nice person @sydesjokes

Don’t bother talking sense to fools; they’ll only poke fun at your words.

Thanks !

present!!

Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

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Aw! Close to being a compliment!

present friends <3

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Thank you. My total support for this project

Quote...

Thank you so much!!

Gracias por todo!

Gracias amigo!!!

The daily minnow boost! thx

I love this faucet!

Thank you..

Thank you and have a good day :)

Thank you Colin

hello friends

Thank you for the faucet

thank you

Hola otra vez!

thanks my friend!

gracias por el nuevo día, saludos! @sydesjokes

gracias saludos!

Thanks for doing this! All the best to you!

It is Faucet Friday another week of free flowing comments, jokes and quotes and a little SBD for fun. But the fun never ends here @SydesJokes Famous Friday Faucet, let 'er drip, take a little trip around the internet come back in 24 and we'll do it some more. That's all I got , who has got some thing better ? I know you young one's out there can beat that easy, or can you? :-) Everybody have a great weekend.
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I came across the beautiful artwork of Paul Couper on Facebook a few years back and wanted to share this painting. He is truly talented and you can find more of his work over on his Facebook page maybe we can get him to join the Steemit Community?

Funny Friday Permission by Acme ICO another crazy coin in crypto. Not really, not yet at least.
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It is better to forget than forgive.

Thanks for the faucet!!

Again Thank you! Steem on

My total support for this project.

thank you!!

Hvala, hvala, ne!

Thanks

“The man who has confidence in himself gains the confidence of others.” – Hasidic Proverb

upvoted and resteemed. thanks

I was practically refreshing my tap all day for this faucet,

Two men are playing golf. One of them is about to take a swing when a funeral procession appears on the road next to the course. He stops mid-swing, takes off his cap, closes his eyes, and bows his head in contemplation.

His opponent comments: "That must be the most touching thing I’ve ever seen. You are a very feeling man." The man, recovering himself, replies, "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."

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Oh, I've always loved this one!

Present, thank you.

Muito obrigada, vc e muito bon

thank you and happy night to all,@fhstralow
@jacobzeema
@joanstewart
@kryptonia
@mariannewest
@ mawit07
@ rlt47
@suomibotti
@sydesjokes

everything can be done in life, do not limit yourself. @ fhstralow
@jacobzeema
@joanstewart
@kryptonia
@mariannewest
@ mawit07
@ rlt47
@suomibotti
@sydesjokes

Doctor: Your test results are showing you'll easily live to be 80.

Patient: But, wait, I am 80 just now.

Doctor: See, I told you to live healthier!

Thank you so much.

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thank you and happy night for all, success @fhstralow
@jacobzeema
@joanstewart
@kryptonia
@mariannewest
@ mawit07
@ rlt47
@suomibotti
@sydesjokes

As always, a heartfelt thank-you thank!

Minnowhelper

A woman caught her husband on the weight scale, sucking in his stomach.

“That won’t help you, Joe, you know?”

“Oh it helps a lot,” says the man, “it’s the only way I can see the numbers!”

Like always, thanks for this great help!

Upvoted and resteemed :)

Thank you!!! :D

keep go on

Thank you!

The secret to being happy is keeping a sense of humour, making the most of everyday, and taking time to enjoy the little things. - Unknown

Thank you VERY much for EVERYTHING! It is appreciated immensely! Thanks VERY much Sponsors! Let's all work together to make the world a happier place and to get the Faucet Jackpot! All the VERY best! Your Friend @extraterrestrial :)

Present!!

Thanks.

The Mars Rover Replica at the St Louis Science Center.

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gracias por el faucet

hello thanks !

thanks

delicious thanks

supporting you always!!

As always, thank you.

Thanks for sharing

Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly.

Is it still open? So let's go inside ;-). Thanks

Thanks for this great help.

Thank you very much Sir.

Thank you very much Sir.

Your faucets are great!

Really a good faucet which helps minnows a lot.

All the best

Silence is true wisdom's best reply.

The past cannot be changed

A lot of good love can happen in ten years.

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that

What is a cat’s favorite song? Three Blind Mice.

Age is a relative thing.

All my relatives keep reminding me how old I am.

saludos!

Thank you!

Thank you once again!

Go for Gold, don't fall short!

Checking in..

Open for good!

If you sit ideal you are not productive.

Thank-you :)

if you can dream it you can do it!

“Bitcoin is just one example of something that uses a blockchain. Cryptocurrencies are just one example of decentralized technologies. And now that the Internet is big enough and diverse enough, I think we will see different flavors of decentralized technologies and blockchains. I think decentralized networks will be the next huge wave in technology. The blockchain allows our smart devices to speak to each other better and faster.” - Melanie Swan

Do you like to join us? ;)

“Some people can’t believe in themselves until someone else believes in them first.”– Sean Maguire, from Good Will Hunting

Happy Saturday!

once again thx!

thank you for the faucet colin

Upvote for a lifetime of good luck.

Thank you kindly!

thanks!!!

Thanks for your post @sydesjokes

love it

Nice post

just awesome

we need you

i am so cool

how are you

i depent on you

thanks a loot

Thanks!

Thanks as always

Thank you and have a great day :)

thank you again sir.

good post

Thanks as always

Joined your discord channel :-)
Upvoted! I’m ready to get the faucet 👍😀

Thank youu

Presente

tururururu, i'm in <3

Thank you for your support have a great day !!

Upvoted & Resteemed
Thanks

thank you sir for your help.

If you think you can or you can't, you're right. - Henry Ford

Congratulations @sydesjokes!
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Опоздал? Или как.

Hope that you're having a great day today @sydesjokes....

“Did you know there's a difference between being busy and being fruitful? Did you ever stop to think that just being busy - running around in circles all day but not accomplishing anything - is the same as wasting your time? It's frustrating to expend so much energy and time and not have any fruit from your effort!”

― Joyce Meyer

Hi everyone have a good weekend.

hey there

Thank you!

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Saludos!!

Yummyyyyyy

amazing post

Thank you sir.

Thank you as always sir. May God bless you