Daily Steemit Faucet post for 3rd January 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**

4년 전

STEEMIT Matters

I will divide minimum of 1 SBD and share it out with all the people who write a comment on this post (you can also leave a joke or motivational/inspirational quote). If anyone wants to donate additional SBD as a sponsor will add it to the daily payout and I will list you as a sponsor at the end of the post.

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What is SBD? What do you do with it? Im still so new lol

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SBD is steemit.com back dollars each are worth around $10usd when you get up votes on steemit.com you earn SBD

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Oh ok, thanks a lot. Im liking learning this whole thing

nice.. I actually got some sbd from the previous faucet

5 SBD shared with these 164 people, so 0.031 SBD each, for 2nd January 2018 Faucet :)

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Two blondes have a flat tyre with their car. They look at it, and the first one says: "Oh no". The second blonde says, it's not so bad, it's just the bottom that is flat!

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Bartender says "we dont serve time travelers here"
A time traveler walks into a bar

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Can't miss the fun can you ;)

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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The third guy is me!

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lol I actually laughed out loud when I read this comment :P

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Two guys enter the Bar, Especially the Third one... That is a Bulgarian one :P

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In spanish we say two guys go into the bar and the one in the middle falls down

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and what happen then?

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Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places where you want to be kissed by a man.
But h**l does that burn!

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Good morning everyone i am flying Thai Smile today from North Thailand back to Bangkok the countdown and celebratration where awesome and it's back to the big smoke to earn some nmore dollars...😊😊

One of my favorite quotes:
“Did you really think we want those laws observed?" said Dr. Ferris. "We want them to be broken. You'd better get it straight that it's not a bunch of boy scouts you're up against... We're after power and we mean it... There's no way to rule innocent men. The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws. Who wants a nation of law-abiding citizens? What's there in that for anyone? But just pass the kind of laws that can neither be observed nor enforced or objectively interpreted – and you create a nation of law-breakers – and then you cash in on guilt. Now that's the system, Mr. Reardon, that's the game, and once you understand it, you'll be much easier to deal with.”

― Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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figures I found you here...and quoting Ayn Rand too!!!

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Nice to see you! @sydesjokes has made steemit more fun and social for me. I'm very thankful. I just did my very first transfer today! lol!! Also- I'm a member of the steemit facebook group too. https://www.facebook.com/groups/157339221704155/

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You're braver than I am ;) I'm already too involved in steemit, no time for FB or twitter! Don't you find all this social media too time consuming? I found myself spending so much time on steemit that I'm beginning to think I'm addicted. If at least that time was spent on exchanges, but no, it's all about trying to figure out how things work, get dtube to work, try out the other platforms etc..maybe one day i'll actually be able to contribute

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The transfer was SUPER easy. Just 2 clicks. I come and go from the computer throughout the day checking replies are scanning thru feeds commenting, liking, etc... then back up and going the grocery store, working in the garden, bike ride with kids, cooking, whatever. Yes I might be getting addicted to Steemit- I have to actually pick a solid time to sit down and study or research something. I need to find out about steemd.com and why it mentions how much broadband I have- what does that even mean? How really does this voting thing work, etc.... D.tube does not share well. I upload there but it is wonky for sure. Steemit is the most fun! I love meeting awesome people like you!

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As you can see I'm still here, so definitely addicted, lol. I went to look at dmania, busy, dtube (i can't get that beast to work, doesn't keep my subscriptions and refuses to play some videos. don't know where to find help either), utopian-io, all these platforms are on steem platform and there are supposed to be others as well. I don't know about steemd, when i go there it puts me into steemit. I thought steemd was for witnesses only, could be wrong though..that might explain the broadband as you'd probably need extra juice for witnessing. Seeing that you're ayn rand fan, did you see the atlas sh movies?

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My goodness- I don't even know what dmania or utopian is. I thought the "busy" tag was for posts where the person was busy, or lots of busy stuff going on. lol! Thanks for telling me about those! The steemd says how much voting power you have- but I still don't understand it. No have not seen the movies. I don't watch movies very often (usually only when my husband takes the kids out of town to see the in-laws in Houston)- I shall put Atlas Shrugged into the NetFlix DVD queue. Thanks for the idea!

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i'm getting intermittent broadband limit errors so might be slow/late in my activities. NO! don't watch the atlas shrugged movie, while i admire the efforts of the people who put it together, it is a disappointment especially if you'd read the book. watch out for busy because while the interface is nicer than steemit it will upvote every post you make there with YOUR OWN power, not nice :(

Thanks again dude :)

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You got a 5.36% upvote from @yourwhale courtesy of @pandasquad!

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

Knock knock, who's there?

Not Sally

What's the difference between ... nevermind just gimme the money :D

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Ready player ONE.... here we go all aboard!

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I'm in for this one too.

Thank you for posts like this. @sydesjokes you are generous.

Today I will start sharing the full reward I receive for these posts. So more upvotes on these posts the more I will share :)

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Thank you for your generosity.

Alas ... ! I miss previous two post but again fully connected with @sydesjokes .. Thanks

Here's an inspirational quote:

"The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today."

You is the best
@originalworks

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Richard , do you think I’m a bad mother?

  • My name is Paul.

You are what you eat..............

"This must be heaven.
Steem goes above $7"
:)

Thanks

Wow interesting. In Ghana a thief is a thief. but Chief can't be a thief

As I was going to St. Ives,
I met a man with 7 wives,
Each wife had 7 sacks,
each sack had 7 cats,
each cat had 7 kittens.
Wives, Sacks, Cats and kittens,
How many were going to St. Ives?

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I just got a flashback to "Die hard with a vengeance"
Tnx for that!

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Hahahaha!!! In a good way I hope! Thanks for not giving the answer away! ;)

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No, I loved that movie!

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

What do u say??

Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

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I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.

thanks a lot for this. Its helpful for us newbies

Loving this rise in steem price!

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam walk into a bar, the bartender quickly realises he is stuck in a joke and so cannot exist in the real world and fades away.

Its this time of the day again? Nice!

In a boomerang shop:
"I'd like to buy a new boomerang please. Also, can you tell me how to throw the old one away?"

Thanks for continue this project.

I LOVE this idea!

Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.

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Two guys high on some weed where arguing, about the sun, one says the sun is not a sun its just Gods touchlight and the other says it is sun but not round, it is circle, while arguing, they saw a guy and called him to intervane, not knwing the 3rd guy too was high, the 3rd guy answered and said "I dont really know, because am not from this your area"...

Where do you get your stb from?

Thanks for your give away. I want to sponsor your Project. Even though my account have little.

Another lovely faucets, nice one

You can eat your salary and have it. But you can't eat your cake and have it. Love what you guys are doing for newbies like us

Am so sad I didnt join steemit early from what am seeing

I thought I’d tell you a good time travel joke – but you didn't like it.

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You didn't try.

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Yes i agree with him. You didn't try.

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You didn't get it , thats diferent.

Congratulations @sydesjokes!
Your post was mentioned in the hit parade in the following category:

  • Comments - Ranked 9 with 175 comments

How does a cop arrest a pig?

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HAMcuffs. :D :D :D

"cut your coat according to your cloth"
thanks for helping baby baby minnows like us

Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.

@sydesjokes #jokes

Am not happy i didnt join steemit earlier. This is nice

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thank u @sydesjokes for rewards

Awesome service.

A prisoner was told how he’ll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked

Hi @sydesjokes! I just made website to find latest undervoted posts. You can check it here or see my latest post https://steemit.com/steem/@proba1/good-post-hunting-2-jan-2018-1-1

thanks.

Here I am.

@ sydesjokes thanks again, and here's a funny quote I found on the net.

"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

Great idea. Thanks for sharing

Yufs..salam santun@sydesjokes

Two snowmen are standing next to each other in a yard.

I have knock knock

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Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Mary and Abbey.

Mary and Abbey who?

Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!

A: Hi girl! Can you tell me your phone?
B: It's an iphone
A: Ok, but what is the number?
B: "7"

Now even the faucets are leaking with jokes.

I Following@sydesjokes.Thank You

Nice 👏

u really doing good jobs.

I love cheesecakes.

God gives success to someone saying someone is trying and praying, both must be one, when one is not done, then everything is gone

keep up!!

Oh darling, since you’ve started dieting, you’ve become such a passionate kisser…

What do you mean, passionate? I’m looking for food remains!

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Yikes..........

A blessed day to you! keep up the faucet @sydesjokes

whats up im subscribing to your channel now please sub mine thanks

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.
Helen Keller

Never loose comments this time.

Great work thanks sponsors.

Thanks for sharing

Good afternoon @sydesjokes another beautiful day and awesome to be alive and happy !!
Have yourself a great day and thank you for what your doing !!

“The Pessimist Sees Difficulty In Every Opportunity. The Optimist Sees Opportunity In Every Difficulty.” -Winston Churchill

Upvoted and resteemed🚀

Your activities are beneficial to small fish ;-). Thanks

Hi I'm Tania! Good morning my all friends. .........@steemitgirl11

I'm a plumber.. but ur Faucet runs just fine! Needs no fixin...!
That's something I never said before...

wow, this seems useful, resteemed

Thanks again. (I hate only saying thanks, but idk what else to say lol) i appreciate how giving you are. Thank you

It's good to participate into the daily faucets. :)

What's a horny pirates worst nightmare? A sunken chest and no booty.

You are the inspiration for new comer here :)

Faucet posts, sounds great!.

The nose and the eye
I don't know why
But the nose and the eye
Goodbye

Inspirational quote: Never giveup even when things don't seem to be working out. Everytime you try again, it is a better way than the previous. With time you become a master. By gloeze

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Always have to get my share from the faucet!

This is a quote that I don't remember the source, maybe it came up in the middle of a conversation with a friend of mine, but I saved because it highlights a lot of my actual desires: "Clinging to our beliefs about what we are will only prevent us from becoming what we can be".

Faucet for 1st Jan on the Hit Parade congratulations to comments and fun drive helping everyone @sydesjokes

If you missed the post here it is https://steemit.com/hit-parade/@arcange/daily-hit-parade-20180101

Not gonna lie, some of those joke made me laugh pretty good.

Love is all you need. Thanks!

thank you :)

Yay! Love the faucet. :)

Thanks for sharing

thanks for the faucet!

Happy wednesday all 🤗

The word impossible is I'm Possible

Always more people !!

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I hope one doesn't run out of what to comment on because this faucet is to good and cannot be ignored

Are you learning as long as you are living, ore living as long as you learn:-)

Can i ask you how do you manage when the faucet is closed to send to everybody SBD... i mean you do it takeing each person at the time and sending or there is a trick... i am asking because i am thinking as well in the future when i will have a higher reputation level to run a similar faucet as a concept...

Are you learning as long as you are living, ore living as long as you learn:-)

Hi,
Doctor says to his patient:" I have two news for you: the bad one and the much worse one. The bad one is that it remains you only one day of your life."
"And what the hell can be the much worse one?" Asks the patient.
"The results are from yesterday."

Thank you for your facet.

This post has received a 2.55 % upvote from @drotto thanks to: @sydesjokes.

A man asked for a meal in a restaurant. The waiter brought the food and put it on the table. After a moment, the man called the waiter and said:
— Waiter! Waiter! There’s a fly in my soup!
— Please don’t speak so loudly, sir,- said the waiter,- or everyone will want one.

Thank you! Count me in! :)

My Steem Power growth! Thanks.

Amazing brother! congratulations for these actions! @sydesjokes

thanks again!

thank you :)

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Thank you!

i just found out about your daily faucet the other day from a post,nice giveaway u hosting :)

Looking forward to more faucet posts!

Thank you so much! :)

I think I'm a little bit late for this

when life gives you bud light lime throw them away.....

The glass is half full.

Changing the world little by little

Thank you!!!!

One cat scratch.

mee me me me

Love Steem, Keep Steeming :)

Yeah ! Thanks man 😄

Thank you so much again for a wonderful faucet.

Each SBD received is a step closer to 60!

I really like this post..thanks

hope im not late

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Faucet only just opened and runs for 24 hours.

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Very good one :)

Thanks again ! So nice of you to do this :)

Ah the daily faucet post:)

absolutely love this! thank you!

This is great, keep it up.

Awesome!

I'm glad that I am a part of this. Nice one

Thanks!!

Comments :)

Thank you very much for all the giveaways @sydesjokes. upvoted.

Upvoted!!

Just came over to my first sponsor on Steemit and wow - you're being generous again. I'm still learning... :) Oh. A tiny joke. Erroneous, said the hedgehog and got off the brush.

@sydesjokes good initiative, I wish we have more like you.

the person who keeps learning stay young, the person who stops learning is old.

"time is money and patience is gold"

Thank you for your sharing and your faucet. Good job bro. Keep it on!

Congrats once again to the winners of the faucet

Q: What’s the easiest way to remember your wife’s birthday?
A: Forget it once!

You should have put a joke in here!

Thank you @sydesjokes I greatly appreciate all your hard work and steem rewards :)

3 words that describe life... It goes on.
Thank you sydes, genuinely. Thank you.

What did the baby say to the cat?

More grease to your elbow @sydesjokes

You are only controlled by a system you choose to be dependent upon. Control your material wants and you gain more control of your destiny. Be the change you want to see my friends and the weight society puts on your shoulders is lessened.~me

Good faucets

Thanks for sharing! Thanks for jokes!

Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. —Dalai Lama
Thank you @sydesjokes ! :)

Wonderful Post.

I am in for the long haul guys :P Happy Collecting. Love ya. Peace.

Thanks Again, cool feedback loop you have going here ;)

"Führ mich zum Schotter"

THe power of sharing. Indeed sharing is caring.

@sydesjokes good initiative.thumbs up.

is the best

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Thanks!

I like the World.I love the Peoples.I love the Peace

Great working :) hope you see my last 2 post and hope you like it 💕👍 @sydesjokes

Fantastic as always. Thanks, @sydesjokes.

i have smile on my face after reading your jokes

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You are indeed doing a laudable job!
My Regards

Hello again ;-)

Faucet entries are increasing...

I didn't know there were Steem faucets, cool!

Thanks alot for your generousity

I hope we have more posts like this! Thank you @sydesjokes

I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
(stolen from laughfactory)

Whats up man. I like your posts please subscribe to my channel. peace

Absorb what is useful, discard what is useless and add what is specifically your own.

– Bruce Lee

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