Here are a few wise, witty, and funny quotes by Voltaire.
I love the fact when one reads Voltaire quotes, one is able to learn how to adapt to situations if you apply the message, or appreciate his humor from his crazed writings.
"Common sense is not so common" - Voltaire
"Optimism is the madness of insisting that all is well when we are miserable" - Voltaire
"Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd" - Voltaire
"Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do" - Voltaire
"Each player must accept the cards life deals him or her: but once they are in hand, he or she alone must decide how to play the cards in order to win the game" - Voltaire
"A witty saying proves nothing" - Voltaire
"Ice-cream is exquisite - what a pity it isn't illegal" - Voltaire
"One great use of words is to hide our thoughts" - Voltaire
"Illusion is the first of all pleasures" - Voltaire
"Prejudices are what fools use for reason" - Voltaire