I am the greatest artist of all time and today I present to you my most glorious creation to date!
But first I must ask you to prepare yourself accordingly.
- Clean your screens.
- Scrub your glasses if you wear them.
- Set the lights to a moderate to dim level of brightness.
- Close the blinds if it is day time.
- Open the blinds if it is night.
If you fail to follow these procedures, you will fail to see how good I truly am at what I do and that will be your fault! How dare you...
Are you sitting comfortably? Good. You are ready.
White is not just a color anymore.
It's a lifestyle!
Now. Choose your destiny. Click White to see Red, or click here to be sorry.